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I just heard this and thought it was quite funny. No? Oh well, perhaps it's my sense of humour.
Anyone know any good IT type jokes?
Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Yeah."
Customer: "And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."
Two fonts walk into the bar, and the barman says, "sorry lads, we don't serve your type".I just heard this and thought it was quite funny.
That's a rather bold assertion there, Mr. BeeDeeDubbleU! I do hope your optimism in this matter is justified.
[edited by: zCat at 2:53 pm (utc) on Nov. 7, 2007]
The mechanical engineer says, "Don't worry, I can fix anything. I'll just disassemble and reassemble the engine and we'll be back on the road in an hour."
The electrical engineer responds, "I doubt it, this looks like an electrical problem. I'll just rewire it all, and we'll be rolling again in 20 minutes."
The computer engineer says, "Can't we try just switch seats and turn it off and back on?"
How can you tell if an IT person is an extrovert?
They stare at your feet.
"My husband is an architect. When we make love it has form and structure."
"My husband is an artist. When we make love it has passion and meaning."
"Hah. My husband works for Microsoft. All he does is sit on the end of the bed and tell me how GREAT it's going to be when it gets here."
