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Swearing at work is good for business

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BeeDeeDubbleU

8:49 am on Oct 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

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According to the the University of East Anglia swearing and cursing is good for promoting relationships at work. So I hope all you £$%$£%£ take this on board. ;)

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Brett can we start using industrial language? :)

King_Fisher

8:55 am on Oct 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

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I guess its better than going Postal!...KF

Habtom

11:30 am on Oct 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

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for promoting relationships at work

It surely differs from culture to culture. Have you been able to watch the movie "The kingdom", when the arab guy promises the other he will be washing his mouth with a soap if he kept on swearing.

Warning: It doesn't promote everywhere :)

engine

11:41 am on Oct 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

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I would have a though a "please" and a "thank you" would have done more for bonding, imho.

lgn1

11:45 am on Oct 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

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I could see how cursing and swearing may relieve stress once the stupid f&%#(&g c%(k s^%^@^g client leaves the room :)

BeeDeeDubbleU

12:48 pm on Oct 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

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In Australia, "You old <snip>" is a term of endearment.

[edited by: lawman at 4:07 pm (utc) on Oct. 17, 2007]

Old_Honky

1:57 pm on Oct 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

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The chairman of a company I used to work with swore incessantly so much so that it no longer had any effect on those of us who worked with him. We had to make sure that we never bought in important customers for a look around the factory except on days when he was not in.

Then one day I was walking a new important buyer around when he came in unexpectedly and I had to introduce him as "our Chairman Chris surname not mentioned here". Chris looked the buyer in the eye and said "How the <snip> are you? Is this <snip> looking after you OK?" The buyer laughed thinking that he was making some sort of crude joke and Chris walked away slightly bemused. After he'd gone Chris took me to one side and said I'd watch that <snip> if I were you, did you see the <snip> openly laughing at me that's no <snip> business-like way to behave."

Still as the Bee Gees sang "It's only words..."

[edited by: lawman at 4:08 pm (utc) on Oct. 17, 2007]

bcolflesh

2:02 pm on Oct 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

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Racial epithets and sexual harassment are also fun workplace diversions - keeps everyone on their toes.

BeeDeeDubbleU

2:16 pm on Oct 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

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I also once worked with a guy to whom swearing was just common speeck no matter what company he was in. He was so bad that he was actually referred to as Kenny <snip> Doe!

He was a really nice guy and a church member who would do no one any harm. He worked as an electrical supervisor and on one infamous occasion he was asked by the minister of the church if he would do some electrical work in the church on the side.

He volunteered to do the job for nothing and went to see what was involved with another guy (who later told me this story). They met the minister who pointed out some of the lighting fittings that had to be replaced.

Kenny said, "No <snip> problem minister! We'll strip these <snip> fittings out and remove the old <snip> wiring. We can then rewire the <snip> and replace them with the new <snip> fittings."

The minister just smiled and shook his head. :)

[edited by: lawman at 4:11 pm (utc) on Oct. 17, 2007]

SEOMike

2:41 pm on Oct 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

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I used to work in cubical hell at a company and after any salesman would get off the phone they'd drop the F bomb left and right about some person who didn't succumb to their sales pitch. Sure put a stop to my phone calls to friends / family at work. My mom was on the phone once when it happened and thought there was some kind of brawl going on. I also never wanted my daughter to come to work and hear it.

I am at a different company now with a nice corner office and I don't really have to deal with it. However, my office is near the ping-pong table and sometimes the expletives fly when a point is made. Great for phone calls to people.

In the places where I work, swearing creates animosity between myself and the people who use it. Also, I generally tend to think of people who have to use profanity as having a limited vocabulary and not able to come up with anything else. I'm not a prude though, every now and again a situation deserves a good F bomb.

lawman

4:10 pm on Oct 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

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Alright, you characters quit trying to circumvent the swear filter or I'll have to shut this thread down.

BeeDeeDubbleU

9:21 pm on Oct 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

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Puritan!

Receptional Andy

9:40 pm on Oct 17, 2007 (gmt 0)



Fascist! ;)

lawman

9:42 pm on Oct 17, 2007 (gmt 0)

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Ha, I don't want to get fired from this job. It's the best gig I've ever had. :)