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Senior PHP ProgrammerLooking for a Senior PHP programmer, with web designing skills, proficient with VB.NET, SQL Server, .NET framework, javascript, Java, C#, C++, Visual C++ and photoshop.
:) Is this a joke?
[edited by: Habtom at 7:07 am (utc) on July 9, 2007]
I have seen a lot of those ads before. And it's not unusual for a small company to advertise for an "impossible" combination of skills. Hey, you advertise for what you really want/need, and then you take the best you can get, eh?
As long as they are prepared to pay what a person with those skills would demand -- I don't see a problem with it :)
Problem is that the paycheck is not usually commensurate lately. Companies have these big buzzword checklists that keeps HR happy, but not the budget to go with it. Lean and mean carried to extremes means a lot of projects tank when they hit the wall. Then, it's cost overrun time. It would have been cheaper to have hired the right people to begin with.
Running joke used to be "we keep renewing the contract because you walk on water too!" That was nice :)
[edited by: plumsauce at 7:45 am (utc) on July 9, 2007]
The trick is to realise that almost all computer languages have similar abilities, the difference being what the function is called. Each language becomes easier.
For example, my collection is:
c
javascript
transact sql
x86/assembler
z80/assembler
cobol
fortran
basic
apl
At one time I knew each of these really well, but as needs change, a language rotates to the top of the list. Whatever you use every day will dominate, but you will always be able to go back to others that you have learned.
Now, add to that, in theory, I have been paid as a network admin/integrator most of the time. Go figure.
The bottom line is that if a company wants you to have such a broad skill-base then they have no real plan for you and have no real business organisation. A programming shop which maintains staff with so many competencies needs to pick a 'key combination' and stick with it for 90% of projects - that way knowing all the infrequently used langauges is only required of 10% of the staff.
What strikes me about that list is that they aren't complimentary. You've got a few choices for the same task there, perhaps with the exception of photoshop.