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In Scotland and other areas of the UK we have a tradition of coming up with really great descriptive insults about those who are somewhat challenged in the beauty stakes. I just wonder if this is the same elsewhere? Here are some examples.
He has a face like a blind cobbler's thumb.
He's got teeth like a set of burglar's tools!
She's got a face like bulldog licking p*ss of a nettle.
She's got skin like a welder's jacket.
A face like someone had set it on fire and put the flames out with a shovel.
A face like a camel eating a lemon.
The last time I saw an ass like that Sabu was hitting it with a stick!
Ugly? If pigs could fly she would be a squadron leader.
Further contributions welcomed :)