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In Scotland and other areas of the UK we have a tradition of coming up with really great descriptive insults about those who are somewhat challenged in the beauty stakes. I just wonder if this is the same elsewhere? Here are some examples.
He has a face like a blind cobbler's thumb.
He's got teeth like a set of burglar's tools!
She's got a face like bulldog licking p*ss of a nettle.
She's got skin like a welder's jacket.
A face like someone had set it on fire and put the flames out with a shovel.
A face like a camel eating a lemon.
The last time I saw an ass like that Sabu was hitting it with a stick!
Ugly? If pigs could fly she would be a squadron leader.
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He sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant.
He’s got a face like a stuntman's knee.
He’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege.
She's got a face that could make an onion cry.
His face looks like it's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!
"You look like 40 miles of bad road."
a face like a can of worms
or the saying which refers to a saddle (in case anyone gets confused)
you look like you have been ridden hard and put away wet
Barry
Wife's friend threw this at me the other day when I got up late from sleeping in:
"You look like 40 miles of bad road."
A comeback for the Potholed Princess:
"Tire tracks all across your back - I can see you've had your fun."
- Jimi Hendrix
