You Know You Are Dealing with a Savvy Domainer When

You are spammed a list of .Guru domains with this inside

[Webwork]

These domains below are available on first come, first served basis to the highest bidder.

Umm, so if I'm "first come" then that should make me "highest bidder", right? At least in the moment of my arrival, right? So I WIN!?

Of course, being the winner is a strange thought as applied to .Guru domains.

Maybe winning a .mobi domain . .

But what if I'm not "first served"? Can I be refused service?

Dear Spammer: I guess the same clarity that lead you (whoever you are) to spam me with your high value list of .Guru finance domains ALSO lead you to register a bunch of .Guru domains in the first place AND also informed the contents of your marketing email . . err . .spam.

So, I'm feeling a little cranky.

You? What's annoying you today?

[lucy24]

first come, first served ... to the highest bidder

Ooh, ooh, it's spam from the same people who make those Sale banners that say "save up to 50% or more".

[keyplyr]

save up to 50% or more

I choose more

[tangor]

I'd be cranky, too. I like my Spam in a Can, sauteed in butter with garlic and chopped onions, with fried eggs on the side, toast, and orange juice.

[Webwork]

LOL.

I never know where things will go with this crowd but heading straight into humor is rarely a misguided direction.