I've been unable to attend PubCon both this year and last. Instead I vicariously attend by lurking through people's photos of the event on facebook, and tagging people I recognize in crowd shots.
So, if you are at PubCon, take lots of photos of random groups of people and post them on facebook. Then befriend me so I can tag stuff.
I need something to do while drinking whisky and talking to myself about conversion rates and SEO tactics... when I start conversations about affiliate programs with my kids, their eyes glaze over and they get this distant look