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today i ran analog over all my logs for the last 12 months let it only report referer and UAs which i wanted to look through. Here are some funny and unique (?) UAs i found after grep -v -E "(^Mozilla¦^Opera¦^Google)" (reduces filesize from 250kB to 9kB). I marked the best ones:
greetings,
Marcel.
[edited by: littleman at 11:22 pm (utc) on Feb. 18, 2003]
[edit reason] clean up language [/edit]
I liked this one:
# Microsoft InterNet Explorer for ms Microwave 4.6
and running this page through AV's german-to-english translator was amusing as well. :)
Jim
63.148.99.232 - - [19/Feb/2003:07:49:53 +0100] "GET /dir HTTP/1.1" 301 241 www.-.net "referer" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0);Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.05; Windows NT 5.0);Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.05; Windows NT 4.0);Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.05; Windows NT 3.51)" "-"
unbelievable, eh?
Nutscrape/9.0 (CP/M; 8-bit)
- rather old OS i'd say, from back when 64k ram was *a lot*
Suspect_and_unknown_browser_deluxe
- wants to get caught
IE 5.5 Compatible Browser
Internet Explorer 5.5
Moozilla
- Mad browser disease?
NetNoseCrawler/v1.0
- I shouldn't have let that one in :-)
Archaeological
- I have lots of old stuff on my site, so why not
SIE-ME45/24 UP.Browser/5.0.2.3.100 (GUI) UP.Link/5.1.1.4 (Goo
SonyEricssonT68/R201A (Google WAP Proxy/1.0)
Nokia3330/1.0 (03.12) UP.Link/5.1.1.4 (Google WAP Proxy/1.0)
Panasonic-GAD75 (Google WAP Proxy/1.0)
Nokia7210/1.0 (3.09) Profile/MIDP-1.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.0
- These must be mobile phones - wonder how it looks
StarOffice/5.1
- very old browser from office package
CAZZOteNEfregaDELbrowserCHEuso/0.5.69pre7test11 (C64; 1/2 bit
- this is amusing. It is in Italian, meaning more or less "what the f*** do you care about which browser I'm using", apparently on a Commordore64 (I remember those, some twenty years ago).
Mozilla/?"
- apparently a browser of some version
Lanciani\"&l=XX&cerca.x=36&cerca.y=13"
- buggy browser ("Lanciani" matches a page on the site)
René.
Nope, this is Opera
>> Moozilla
>> - Mad browser disease?
This is a MOO-client with inline html rendering capabillities. (www.moo.ca/moozilla)
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98) Opera 6.05 [en]
or something similar. That's what I normally see in the logs.
>> Moozilla
>> - Mad browser disease?This is a MOO-client with inline html rendering capabillities. (www.moo.ca/moozilla)
I'd never guessed that! It seemed so obviously a joke.
René.
You're being spyed on by Cyveillance. You can do a site search here to find out who they are, it's been discussed endlessly. I guess they think you can't ban them if they use ALL of the user agents they can think of...
thanks, yeah, noted it was cyveillance just after i posted this message, therefore the 301 forwarding in my log excerpt... blocked the whole cyv block
jan
The default user-agent for Squid. (Proxy software)
This is the standard message of Mozilla's UserAgent-Bar addon.
URL: [uabar.mozdev.org...]
Btw. its a nice tool to test your own .htaccess
Some more strange UA's
Mozilla/8.1 (Cool-OS; 1024-bit)
Mozilla/4.9907 [jap] XY-ungeloest (AtariST; 128-bit)
Personal Web Reader 99(64bit)
SecretBrowser/007
unknown/1.0
webrank
ME!
?
I've also had
?
Mozilla?
Mozilla?
you need to get out more
"If you are reading this you are gay"
pd9e7b4ca.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Mar/2003:12:31:15 -0800] "GET /Aboriginal_Tribes-Councils_A-O.html HTTP/1.0" 200 20207 "http*//www.blahblah.com/" "AaronCarter/15.0 (A Real Cutie; I just love the cover photo on Aaron's Party and Another Earthquake. Aaron looks great with those earrings in both ears. And that treasure trail he's sporting now makes you wonder what it leads to ;-). But let's not forget about Jesse McCartney. He's just as cute as Aaron, however, an earring would serve Jesse well, too. ;-)"
pd9e7b4ca.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Mar/2003:12:31:44 -0800] "GET / HTTP/1.0" 200 20363 "-" "AaronCarter/15.0 (A Real Cutie; I just love the cover photo on Aaron's Party and Another Earthquake. Aaron looks great with those earrings in both ears. And that treasure trail he's sporting now makes you wonder what it leads to ;-). But let's not forget about Jesse McCartney. He's just as cute as Aaron, however, an earring would serve Jesse well, too. ;-)"
pd9e7b4ca.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Mar/2003:12:32:42 -0800] "GET /About_Webmasters.html HTTP/1.0" 200 6040 "http*//www.blahblah.com/" "AaronCarter/15.0 (A Real Cutie; I just love the cover photo on Aaron's Party and Another Earthquake. Aaron looks great with those earrings in both ears. And that treasure trail he's sporting now makes you wonder what it leads to ;-). But let's not forget about Jesse McCartney. He's just as cute as Aaron, however, an earring would serve Jesse well, too. ;-)"
pd9e7b4ca.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Mar/2003:12:35:10 -0800] "GET /gifs/surfsquare.gif HTTP/1.0" 200 1743 "http*//www.blahblah.com/" "AaronCarter/15.0 (A Real Cutie; I just love the cover photo on Aaron's Party and Another Earthquake. Aaron looks great with those earrings in both ears. And that treasure trail he's sporting now makes you wonder what it leads to ;-). But let's not forget about Jesse McCartney. He's just as cute as Aaron, however, an earring would serve Jesse well, too. ;-)"
pd9e7b4ca.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Mar/2003:12:35:10 -0800] "GET /gifs/ssurf.gif HTTP/1.0" 200 2107 "http*//www.blahblah.com/" "AaronCarter/15.0 (A Real Cutie; I just love the cover photo on Aaron's Party and Another Earthquake. Aaron looks great with those earrings in both ears. And that treasure trail he's sporting now makes you wonder what it leads to ;-). But let's not forget about Jesse McCartney. He's just as cute as Aaron, however, an earring would serve Jesse well, too. ;-)"
pd9e7b4ca.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Mar/2003:12:35:10 -0800] "GET /gifs/lo-025.gif HTTP/1.0" 200 4162 "http*//www.blahblah.com/" "AaronCarter/15.0 (A Real Cutie; I just love the cover photo on Aaron's Party and Another Earthquake. Aaron looks great with those earrings in both ears. And that treasure trail he's sporting now makes you wonder what it leads to ;-). But let's not forget about Jesse McCartney. He's just as cute as Aaron, however, an earring would serve Jesse well, too. ;-)"
pd9e7b4ca.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Mar/2003:12:35:10 -0800] "GET /gifs/Untitled2.gif HTTP/1.0" 200 1610 "http*//www.blahblah.com/" "AaronCarter/15.0 (A Real Cutie; I just love the cover photo on Aaron's Party and Another Earthquake. Aaron looks great with those earrings in both ears. And that treasure trail he's sporting now makes you wonder what it leads to ;-). But let's not forget about Jesse McCartney. He's just as cute as Aaron, however, an earring would serve Jesse well, too. ;-)"
pd9e7b4ca.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Mar/2003:12:35:11 -0800] "GET /gifs/award3.gif HTTP/1.0" 200 4489 "http*//www.blahblah.com/" "AaronCarter/15.0 (A Real Cutie; I just love the cover photo on Aaron's Party and Another Earthquake. Aaron looks great with those earrings in both ears. And that treasure trail he's sporting now makes you wonder what it leads to ;-). But let's not forget about Jesse McCartney. He's just as cute as Aaron, however, an earring would serve Jesse well, too. ;-)"
pd9e7b4ca.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Mar/2003:12:35:11 -0800] "GET /gifs/railicon.gif HTTP/1.0" 200 1594 "http*//www.blahblah.com/" "AaronCarter/15.0 (A Real Cutie; I just love the cover photo on Aaron's Party and Another Earthquake. Aaron looks great with those earrings in both ears. And that treasure trail he's sporting now makes you wonder what it leads to ;-). But let's not forget about Jesse McCartney. He's just as cute as Aaron, however, an earring would serve Jesse well, too. ;-)"
pd9e7b4ca.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Mar/2003:12:35:11 -0800] "GET /gifs/youarehere.gif HTTP/1.0" 200 2952 "http*//www.blahblah.com/" "AaronCarter/15.0 (A Real Cutie; I just love the cover photo on Aaron's Party and Another Earthquake. Aaron looks great with those earrings in both ears. And that treasure trail he's sporting now makes you wonder what it leads to ;-). But let's not forget about Jesse McCartney. He's just as cute as Aaron, however, an earring would serve Jesse well, too. ;-)"
pd9e7b4ca.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Mar/2003:12:37:20 -0800] "GET /Webmastery.html HTTP/1.0" 200 9075 "http*//www.blahblah.com/" "AaronCarter/15.0 (A Real Cutie; I just love the cover photo on Aaron's Party and Another Earthquake. Aaron looks great with those earrings in both ears. And that treasure trail he's sporting now makes you wonder what it leads to ;-). But let's not forget about Jesse McCartney. He's just as cute as Aaron, however, an earring would serve Jesse well, too. ;-)"
pd9e7b4ca.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Mar/2003:12:38:14 -0800] "GET /Human_Rights_A-G.html HTTP/1.0" 200 10803 "http*//www.blahblah.com/" "AaronCarter/15.0 (A Real Cutie; I just love the cover photo on Aaron's Party and Another Earthquake. Aaron looks great with those earrings in both ears. And that treasure trail he's sporting now makes you wonder what it leads to ;-). But let's not forget about Jesse McCartney. He's just as cute as Aaron, however, an earring would serve Jesse well, too. ;-)"
pd9e7b4ca.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Mar/2003:12:39:35 -0800] "GET /Human_Rights_H-X.html HTTP/1.0" 200 10846 "http*//www.blahblah.com/" "AaronCarter/15.0 (A Real Cutie; I just love the cover photo on Aaron's Party and Another Earthquake. Aaron looks great with those earrings in both ears. And that treasure trail he's sporting now makes you wonder what it leads to ;-). But let's not forget about Jesse McCartney. He's just as cute as Aaron, however, an earring would serve Jesse well, too. ;-)"
pd9e7b4ca.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Mar/2003:12:41:19 -0800] "GET /Internet_Stuff.html HTTP/1.0" 200 11864 "http*//www.blahblah.com/" "AaronCarter/15.0 (A Real Cutie; I just love the cover photo on Aaron's Party and Another Earthquake. Aaron looks great with those earrings in both ears. And that treasure trail he's sporting now makes you wonder what it leads to ;-). But let's not forget about Jesse McCartney. He's just as cute as Aaron, however, an earring would serve Jesse well, too. ;-)"
pd9e7b4ca.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Mar/2003:12:42:07 -0800] "GET /About_TheWall.html HTTP/1.0" 200 7029 "http*//www.blahblah.com/" "AaronCarter/15.0 (A Real Cutie; I just love the cover photo on Aaron's Party and Another Earthquake. Aaron looks great with those earrings in both ears. And that treasure trail he's sporting now makes you wonder what it leads to ;-). But let's not forget about Jesse McCartney. He's just as cute as Aaron, however, an earring would serve Jesse well, too. ;-)"
pd9e7b4ca.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Mar/2003:12:42:09 -0800] "GET /gifs/IMG_0033.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 77572 "http*//www.blahblah.com/" "AaronCarter/15.0 (A Real Cutie; I just love the cover photo on Aaron's Party and Another Earthquake. Aaron looks great with those earrings in both ears. And that treasure trail he's sporting now makes you wonder what it leads to ;-). But let's not forget about Jesse McCartney. He's just as cute as Aaron, however, an earring would serve Jesse well, too. ;-)"
pd9e7b4ca.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Mar/2003:12:42:11 -0800] "GET /gifs/IMG_0040.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 65993 "http*//www.blahblah.com/" "AaronCarter/15.0 (A Real Cutie; I just love the cover photo on Aaron's Party and Another Earthquake. Aaron looks great with those earrings in both ears. And that treasure trail he's sporting now makes you wonder what it leads to ;-). But let's not forget about Jesse McCartney. He's just as cute as Aaron, however, an earring would serve Jesse well, too. ;-)"
pd9e7b4ca.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Mar/2003:12:42:12 -0800] "GET /gifs/IMG_0030.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 81383 "http*//www.blahblah.com/" "AaronCarter/15.0 (A Real Cutie; I just love the cover photo on Aaron's Party and Another Earthquake. Aaron looks great with those earrings in both ears. And that treasure trail he's sporting now makes you wonder what it leads to ;-). But let's not forget about Jesse McCartney. He's just as cute as Aaron, however, an earring would serve Jesse well, too. ;-)"
pd9e7b4ca.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Mar/2003:12:42:14 -0800] "GET /gifs/IMG_0024.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 81308 "http*//www.blahblah.com/" "AaronCarter/15.0 (A Real Cutie; I just love the cover photo on Aaron's Party and Another Earthquake. Aaron looks great with those earrings in both ears. And that treasure trail he's sporting now makes you wonder what it leads to ;-). But let's not forget about Jesse McCartney. He's just as cute as Aaron, however, an earring would serve Jesse well, too. ;-)"
pd9e7b4ca.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Mar/2003:12:42:14 -0800] "GET /gifs/IMG_0037.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 84330 "http*//www.blahblah.com/" "AaronCarter/15.0 (A Real Cutie; I just love the cover photo on Aaron's Party and Another Earthquake. Aaron looks great with those earrings in both ears. And that treasure trail he's sporting now makes you...
Every image, file and page...time after time after time.
I've banned this user twice with two ISPs.
Quaint? Uh, not from where I sit.
Let us not encourage such tomfoolery as it clogs up my access_log files and eats up my bandwidth...
Pendanticist.
