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Adwords Account 101

For those bereft of Clue

     
12:48 pm on Sep 17, 2006 (gmt 0)

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If you are going to be useless at writing your own ad campaigns, but then meet a gorgeous female who happens to be a whizz at it, who increases your sales 400% and even shifts christmas cards in August - for peanuts compared to the $700 you spent per sale. Here is a tip..

When you tell her you are firing her from her Adwords contract simply because against all the odds you now find yourself with a girlfriend and business contact with other females therefore makes you feel 'uncomfortable' and 'guilty' (that is, you are a complete social inadequate) and you intend to continue to benefit from the work she has done thus far..

..don't be surprised if you find yourself with some nice new ads!

Heh.

[edited by: Alex_Miles at 12:52 pm (utc) on Sep. 17, 2006]

1:13 pm on Sept 17, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Ouch
1:15 pm on Sept 17, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Feel Better? Remember that "living well is the best revenge" (George Herbert, 1593)
3:06 pm on Sept 17, 2006 (gmt 0)

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What amazes me is he fired me without locking me out of the account. He really did think I would 'understand'!

Which of course I do. I understand that if either of us had been a man, he'd still be showing a profit.

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So if the little brain doesnt do the thinking, he does no thinking at all?
7:04 pm on Sept 17, 2006 (gmt 0)

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That about sums it up, yeah. I also noticed he conducts business meetings in lapdancing clubs then uses the excuse its a lapdancing club to exclude you from the meeting.

Hes a walking lawsuit.

 

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