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They say, Life without wife is like a knife.
Where, or who, says that?
I've never heard it before!
Apologies in advance, I'm English:-)
AdSense is like a wonderful lover, who gives you great time
BUT who is incapable to give you a commitment. He wont walk into the church
[webmasterworld.com...]
I know Google incense
Some who take offence
Like those in past tense
Who saw account suspense.
But I’ll make no pretence
And get down off the fence.
I say in their defence:
There's no easier two cents.
So, in Old English, hence
I’m happy thence
Do come my pence
And thither my expense.
They say, Life without wife is like a knife.
Life without AdSense is like a...
Pipe without tobacco
(For the MFA sites. They 'suck' but don't get nothin' back :-))
Wallet without plastic - or paper
(For some, when they get kicked)
Toilet without flush?
Car without wheels?
Watchdog without teeth?
(Can 'bark' but not 'bite')
Mannas dropping from the Heavens, with no 'net' to catch (or cash)
Take your pick, folks. You ought to like at least one from the list above.
Fair warning: If you don't like any, I'll keep coming back with more ;-)