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Funny version: "Give a man a six-pack and he'll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew and he'll waste a lifetime."
(fwiw, where I am there's no alcohol allowed while boating. So I can't even have a relaxing afternoon in the boat and have a beer. )
I prefer rum-runners to beer when fishing but driving the boat can become hazardous - not to mention illegal.
(Of course this statement is not a firsthand account.)
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you feed him for a life time
But I don't like fish....
Now beer, that's a different story <bg>
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and PETA will come afer you.
Give a man a beer, and he'll give you a toast.
Give a man some toast, and he'll put your fish on it and wash it down with your beer. Don't ever give toast.
Put a man in beer and he'll wonder why he's never done it before, it's great you can wash yourself and drink as much as you want at the same time without the worry of needing to put clothes on...
Steal his fishing boat, and you'll eat for a lifetime.
Or at least in Essex they would.
Give a (Scots)man a fish, and he'll ask why it isn't deep-fried in batter and served with "chups" and "salt-n-sauce".
(This is if you can get into his cardiac ward in the first place!)
Las VegasOctober 6-8, 2015