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Fish and Beer

What do they have in common?

   
12:08 am on Feb 17, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Original:
"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you feed him for a life time"

Funny version:
"Give a man a six-pack and he'll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew and he'll waste a lifetime."

Any others?

12:09 am on Feb 17, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Yeah. Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

(fwiw, where I am there's no alcohol allowed while boating. So I can't even have a relaxing afternoon in the boat and have a beer. )

12:13 am on Feb 17, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Wheel LOL! :-))

I prefer rum-runners to beer when fishing but driving the boat can become hazardous - not to mention illegal.

9:02 am on Feb 17, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Teach a man to use a single computer and he'll work. Teach him how to use the Internet and he'll waste his time searching for p***.

(Of course this statement is not a firsthand account.)

10:10 am on Feb 17, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you feed him for a life time

But I don't like fish....

Now beer, that's a different story <bg>

Matt

12:53 pm on Feb 17, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Or another version:

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and PETA will come afer you.

12:58 pm on Feb 17, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day
Teach a man to fish and he will make 1-mile wide drag nets, catch them all at once, and nobody ever has fish again.
2:16 pm on Feb 17, 2006 (gmt 0)

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I fry fish in beer batter... could I fry beer in fish batter? Mmmmmm... fried beer...
2:22 pm on Feb 17, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Give a webmaster a fish and he will sell it on Ebay. Teach him to fish, and he will transform this knowledge into original web content and spend the rest of his life checking his AdSense stats hourly.
6:58 pm on Feb 19, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll starve during a drought – that’s what they call a famine.
10:58 pm on Feb 20, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Build a man a fire and he'll be warm the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
11:11 pm on Feb 20, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Give a man a fish, and he'll give you a beer.

Give a man a beer, and he'll give you a toast.

Give a man some toast, and he'll put your fish on it and wash it down with your beer. Don't ever give toast.

9:12 pm on Feb 21, 2006 (gmt 0)

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This is a fishy thread, you all had too many beers ;)
1:19 pm on Feb 28, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, but hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish... and his wife!
2:06 pm on Feb 28, 2006 (gmt 0)

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His wife is that easygoing, huh?
2:07 pm on Feb 28, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Offer a man, free beer and watch him drink like a fish!
2:47 pm on Feb 28, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Put a fish in beer and it'll drown

Put a man in beer and he'll wonder why he's never done it before, it's great you can wash yourself and drink as much as you want at the same time without the worry of needing to put clothes on...

3:53 pm on Feb 28, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Use a man as bait, catch a really big fish.

-b

7:13 pm on Feb 28, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Give a fish a beer, and she'll ask where the bicycle is...

Rgds

Damon

7:12 pm on Mar 3, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Buy a fish off a man, and you'll eat for a day.

Steal his fishing boat, and you'll eat for a lifetime.

8:47 pm on Mar 4, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Give a man a fish and he'll ask why it isnt cover in breadcrumbs.

Or at least in Essex they would.

11:24 am on Mar 5, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Hi,

Give a (Scots)man a fish, and he'll ask why it isn't deep-fried in batter and served with "chups" and "salt-n-sauce".

(This is if you can get into his cardiac ward in the first place!)

Rgds

Damon

12:25 pm on Mar 5, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Give a dyslexic man a fish, and he'll put a boxing glove on it.
12:25 pm on Mar 5, 2006 (gmt 0)



both taste the same ugly =)
10:22 pm on Mar 6, 2006 (gmt 0)

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put a fish in a man's beer, and he might still drink it if it's the last beer
 

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