....Sell copies of a "how to get rick quick" book. "For full details of how to make a million just send $25 to: Scams Are Us, 124 Some Address, Our Town, Our State"
It's an oldie, but goodie <g>
Matt
koen
12:55 pm on Feb 15, 2006 (gmt 0)
...start telling people you're a problogger. Traffic will hit the sky and so will adsense.
Brad Bristol
1:27 pm on Feb 15, 2006 (gmt 0)
Get Married to it.
tomda
1:28 pm on Feb 15, 2006 (gmt 0)
Like this japanese guy: 1/ Open a butterfly farm in Philippines (or Timor - sorry I forgot the exact location) 2/ Get an exclusive licence to export butterflies from Philippines 3/ Sell butterflies online
And you are millionaire!
grandpa
3:50 pm on Feb 15, 2006 (gmt 0)
Look on the ground or side of the road for a paper bag filled with cash.
LifeinAsia
4:12 pm on Feb 15, 2006 (gmt 0)
Post a message in WW asking how to make a small fortune then follow all the ideas.
Matt Probert
4:22 pm on Feb 15, 2006 (gmt 0)
Get into government, and then pass a law requiring everyone to buy products from your company, or a company associated with you. Like, oh I don't know, how about biometric identity cards <g>
Matt
rfontaine
4:27 pm on Feb 15, 2006 (gmt 0)
There are many proven methods - here are a few for your review:
Sell illegal drugs.
Become and email spammer.
Befriend your old befuddled aunt or grandmother.
Become a registrar and send out unsolicited domain name renewals to unsuspecting domain owners.
Steal web content and place google ads.
Lex_Luther
10:32 pm on Feb 15, 2006 (gmt 0)
Become a cult leader.
skibum
3:55 am on Feb 16, 2006 (gmt 0)
Join some affiliate programs and start sending traffic.
vik_c
7:22 am on Feb 16, 2006 (gmt 0)
Run a site like this one.
Nybo
7:55 am on Feb 16, 2006 (gmt 0)
Win in a lottery. I plan on doing that, one of these days. ;)
BeeDeeDubbleU
9:46 am on Feb 16, 2006 (gmt 0)
Post a message in WW asking how to make a small fortune then follow all the ideas.
Send £100 to my secret bank account and I'll send you £1000 back within three months. Sticky me for details :o)
Murdoch
7:08 pm on Feb 16, 2006 (gmt 0)
Take a time machine back to 1997 and stuff your meta tags with keywords...
ronin
8:20 pm on Feb 16, 2006 (gmt 0)
Dude, if you had a time machine, you wouldn't be worrying about meta tags. >;->
Run a Poker Course.
webwitch
9:04 pm on Feb 16, 2006 (gmt 0)
Dude, if you had a time machine
Go back to mid-1985, buy some MSFT stock, then fast forward to January 2000 (also in your time machine), and sell it. Repeat that process a few times.
Oh, here's one. Borrow money from friends. Then kill them.
DamonHD
9:34 pm on Feb 16, 2006 (gmt 0)
"Never call a man a fool; borrow money from him..."
Rgds
Damon
Essex_boy
8:52 pm on Feb 17, 2006 (gmt 0)
Borrow money from friends. Then kill them.
_ done that what now?
DamonHD
9:33 pm on Feb 17, 2006 (gmt 0)
Reincarnation (for you or them, doesn't really matter), then do it again, only more so this time.