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I call it the Billion Dollar Home page. it's like the original one, but a thousand times better. My site is one thousand pages, each with one million pixels for sale. It can't lose!
There are already a thousand MDHP clones out there. They are all selling pixels like hotcakes, but they have one major flaw - they are spread out all over the www!
People don't want to have to visit hundreds of different sites to see imperceptibly small pixel ads. My site will be a one-stop browse-a-thon of all the microscopic icon spam you can stomach.
A million dollars may be good enough for all those other lemmings. Not me - I am aiming for the big one-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
I'd feel guilty posting this parody to the Webmaster General forum. This seemed like more of a "foo" thing