Create an article that has not been written

according to Google

[weeks]

You put it in quote marks and search on
"The great thing about losing your hair"
or
"The great thing about going bald"
and you get no results on Google search or Google News search.

Your turn.

[Frequent]

"Google has disabled my adsense account and I did nothing wrong"

hehe---

[beren]

"My site doesn't deserve to be on the first page of Google"

"I'm bad at SEO"

"eBay affiliates are great"

[Automan Empire]

I tried "The joy of Psoriasis" and actually got 12 hits.

Then I tried "Childrens' radionuclides" and it asked if I meant "Children's' radionuclides" yet had no hits for either.

Thanks for the spot of amusement! :)

[jk3210]

"i want my child to grow up to be an email spammer"

[httpwebwitch]

hmm. reminds me of googlewhacking.

"my blog ate your dog"
"webmasters do it in xml"
"go CSS my RSS"

[jecasc]

I found one funny search query in the logfiles of a skin care online shop once:

"Please god, make my pim_ples go away"

(I think someone should fine-tune the filthy word filter. I can not write #*$!les without triggering it.)

[oddsod]

"google cares about privacy"
"others can't affect your ranking"
"google really hates scrapers"
"what supplemental problem" ;)

[sonny]

"I bought a holiday tree, funny thing it looks just like a Christmas tree"

[Jalinder]

"How to build a skyscraper with a scraper website"

[Essex_boy]

'Essex_boy writes interesting article for webmasterworld'

[weeks]

<"i want my child to grow up to be an email spammer">

I'd read THAT.

<"eBay affiliates are great">

ROFL

[tomda]

Well, we got a good one this week from a blog!
"Is Google going to acquire Opera"
[webmasterworld.com...]

Because it's Xmas, I think someone should write an article in its blog about "Google bribing Santa for late delivery of Yahoo check"

Few more...
"Electro-house live show by DJ-Moon in North Korea"
"Is miss world a man?" 0 result in Google :)

[Freedom]

"How do I get this Mexican donkey porn off my computer before my wife finds it?"