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Im going to have to go to the hospital, im like a three legged dog, this post will take me about five minutes as im learning to type with out using the finger...!
My carer flashes before my eyes, or its that light thats needing fixed. Anyway no idea why im posting this rubbish maybe thought its a laugh all you 10 finger typists out there!
<added>This is not a joke I do acually have poison in my finger.</added>
May take a trip into the doctors tonight because I rather light headed..
Freudian Slip (since this IS foo)
A guy is telling his pal "I had the worst Freudian Slip the other day."
"Whats a Freudian Slip?" the pal says.
"well it's when you mean to say one thing, but you really say something else that reveals what you are really thinking about. Just like the other day I was at the airport and this really beautiful lady was helping me. Instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh', I asked her for 'to Pickets to Tittsburgh."
"Ohhhh, now I know what you are on about, It's like the other day when I was having breakfast with my wife. I wanted her to pass me the Orange Juice, and instead I said, 'YOU RUINED MY LIFE!'"