Ahhhh my Finger!

poison... yes I said poison!

[rj87uk]

In the words of Ned Flanders okely-dokely-schmokely damndidly! Well I have poison in the finger, the middle finger (Austin Powers style ... don don donn).

Im going to have to go to the hospital, im like a three legged dog, this post will take me about five minutes as im learning to type with out using the finger...!

My carer flashes before my eyes, or its that light thats needing fixed. Anyway no idea why im posting this rubbish maybe thought its a laugh all you 10 finger typists out there!

One word.

Bah.

<added>This is not a joke I do acually have poison in my finger.</added>

[trillianjedi]

My carer flashes before my eyes

Hmmm... interesting freudian slip. Don't overdo it son ;-)

Question time:-

How did said poision get into the finger?

TJ

[rj87uk]

not 100% sure I cut it open last week and all was going well it was slowly getting better and was just about fine, wasnt even sore no more. Went to bed... woke up.. BAM! swollen sore finger that didnt look too good got my mother to take a look she works in the hospital and than put "white smelly stuff" that draws out poison and fixed me up.

May take a trip into the doctors tonight because I rather light headed..

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Freudian Slip (since this IS foo)
A guy is telling his pal "I had the worst Freudian Slip the other day."

"Whats a Freudian Slip?" the pal says.

"well it's when you mean to say one thing, but you really say something else that reveals what you are really thinking about. Just like the other day I was at the airport and this really beautiful lady was helping me. Instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh', I asked her for 'to Pickets to Tittsburgh."

"Ohhhh, now I know what you are on about, It's like the other day when I was having breakfast with my wife. I wanted her to pass me the Orange Juice, and instead I said, 'YOU RUINED MY LIFE!'"

[Essex_boy]

Try a soap and suger mulch on a bandage over the wound change every few hours for teh first 24.

Strange but it'ill clear your wound

[jecasc]

Try a soap and suger mulch on a bandage over the wound change every few hours for teh first 24.

The original post was from Oktober 11th. I wonder if hes dead by now....

[Sarah Atkinson]

'two tickets to Pittsburgh', I asked her for 'to Pickets to Tittsburgh."

actualy wouldn't that be a spoonerisim not a fruedian slip although it might be both

[Essex_boy]

I wonder if hes dead by now.... - Imagine so as theres no response.

[rj87uk]

Im alive! :-)

Im on antibiotics and also something to draw out the poison most of its gone... But I couldnt drink for a week :-(

RJ

[rj87uk]

PS. I cant get used to typing with my middle finger no more. Its all better but im still using the second from the right in its place... hmm weird. lol

[Syzygy]

My carer flashes before my eyes...

That conjures up no end of mental images! Brilliant.

Syzygy

[Luddite]

>>But I couldnt drink for a week :-(

Amputation didn't occur to you?

[rj87uk]

lol. >> Amputation didn't occur to you?

Nope, but still time doesnt look fully gone.