Toilet flushers wanted by Michigan State

[Macguru]

Following the completion of a $64-million renovation, hundreds of volunteers plan to help make sure Michigan State's football stadium has what it takes to make it through game day.

The two-year project at Spartan Stadium is set for completion Aug. 1. About 300 volunteers are being sought to flush toilets and turn on faucets to make sure the plumbing can handle the hordes of football fans.

[mcall.com...]

I hope they will provide free beer and hot dogs.

[mattglet]

At least they are testing... I'll give them that.

GO BLUE!

[iamlost]

Michigan State is green and called the Spartans.
U of Michigan is blue and called the Wolverines.

Unless you meant the Spartans are flushing blue water which, given silly college rivalries, they may well do ...

To wit:
[cbs.sportsline.com ]

[mattglet]

I was actually subtlely trashing MSU. I'm a die hard UMich fan. Apparently it was a little too subtle. :)

[Macguru]

What baffles me in this is, after spending $64-million in toilet renovations, they publicly ask for 300 volunteers for quality control.

TOILET FLUSHERS, UNITE!

[iamlost]

Yes: NCAA and subtle - also slightly pregnant, Microsoft Works, American English, alone together, normal human, beaucractic efficiency ...

TOILET FLUSHERS, UNITE!

Allow me to provide a song to rally around the lav with:

How many potties could a potty pooper flush
If a potty pooper could flush potties
As many potties as a potty pooper would
If a potty pooper could flush potties

I tend to hope that the number required is larger by a factor of 10. At least. Or remind me to forgo liquid refreshment should I ever attend that facility.