Geek Bar Best Pick Up Lines

[Macguru]

What is your MIME type?

[lawman]

Wanna see my slide rule?

[donovanh]

Mind if I run a port scan?

[graywolf]

I'll dress like Kirk and you dress like the green chick ...

[bill]

I can do a hard reboot in only a few minutes.

[Shak]

fancy being downloaded or uploaded

Shak

[ronin]

Hey there, you look like a perfect two.

That's binary, folks

[grandpa]

Want to see my RAM?

binary only has 0 or 1..

[wheel]

Grandpa, 2 in binary is 10. It's like the saying goes, when it comes to binary, there are 10 kinds of people - those that know it and those that don't.

[Macguru]

I don't want to be obtuse but you're acute girl.

[jecasc]

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

[outrun]

Want to come see my hardrive? I assure you its not 3.5 inches and its not floppy.

[Macguru]

OK, you're a box model hack, your width and padding are all wrong, but I love your style and I'm desperate. Let's get embedded.

[jecasc]

bangwI' SoH

[encyclo]

1. My server's running Woody.

2. Qb lbh pbzr urer bsgra?

[iamlost]

No reaction from the target audience.
WebmasterWorld female members are obviously an intelligent and discriminating group.

I know there is such a thing as geeks in a bar ... but is there actually such a thing as a "geek bar"?

"Drop that DIP switch and come plug-and-play with me."

[Hawkgirl]

Yeah, well the title of this thread is: "Geek Bar Best Pick Up Lines."

If the ones in this thread are your best ... hmm.

[Automan Empire]

Wanna run your hands through my WYSIWYG?

How about we engage in some duplex, broadband interactive stimulation?

Can I plug in to your secure socket?

Will you go around the world-wide-web with me?

Your ISP or mine?

(From an old Mondo2000 magazine) Do you do the Vulcan mind meld on the very first date?

Be my affiliate?

Want to breach my firewall?

It's late, I'm punchy and obviously reaching... Anyone want to try flirting in HTML?
<thinks more> Saaay, who's getting ready for pubcon here?

[lawman]

I could use some help plugging in my dongle.

[Macguru]

Like CSS? Well you can put your style on my sheets anytime.

[lawman]

OK Hawkgirl, what are the best ones you've heard at the geek bars where you used to hang out (pre-Brett of course).

[Macguru]

>at the geek bars where you used to hang out

I always though she used to hang out in biker bars... ;)

[Hawkgirl]

Best one I ever heard was: "Hi, I'm Brett Tabke." I fell for that one; hook, line and sinker.

[Macguru]

>I fell for that one; hook, line and sinker.

Whoa! Good for both of you didn't break the rod then!

*sorry* just couldn't resist :)

[D_Blackwell]

Best one I ever heard was: "Hi, I'm Brett Tabke."

Yeah. That's the ticket. I think I'll try that one.

[httpwebwitch]

wanna come back to my place and format some floppies

no... that's no good...

um,

chmod mine and I'll chmod yours

[Hawkgirl]

> I think I'll try that one.

I think you have to actually be Brett Tabke for it to work.

[Milamber]

I think you have to actually be Brett Tabke for it to work.

Or just a good actor.

[httpwebwitch]

... you had me at "hello world"

[Brett_Tabke]

>Or just a good actor.

<-- takes bow :-) Thank you Thank you...