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Marvelous Toy - Tom PaxtonWhen I was just a wee little lad Full of health and joy
My father homeward came one night And gave to me a toy
A wonder to behold it was with many colors bright
And the moment I laid eyes on it. It became my hearts delightIt went zip when it moved, bop when it stopped and whir when it stood still
I never knew just what it was and I guess I never willThe first time that I picked it up I got a big surprise
For right on the bottom were two big buttons that looked like big green
eyes.
I first pushed one, then the other, then I twisted its lid
And when I put it down again, here is what it did:It went zip when it moved, bop when it stopped and whir when it stood still
I never knew just what it was and I guess I never willIt first marched left, then marched right, then marched under a chair.
And when I looked where it had gone, it wasn't even there
I started to cry, but my daddy laughed for he knew that I would find
When I looked around, my marvellous toy, just a'chugging from behind.
[Edit: HG, around here, the TP stuff is "doohickies" and the "doohicker".... and my husband refuses to play because I always win.]
I can't remember where I heard that, and I can't find any supporting evidence for that story.
Nonetheless, a Widget is the little keeper on the end of your shoelace that keeps it from fraying. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just wrong ;)
I reject your reality and substitute my own