Epitahs for Non-Industry related...

Perhaps you'd like to write your own?

[pendanticist]

Here lies 
Pendanticist

He walked his post,
from flank to flank,
and too no _ _ _ _,
from any rank.

[edited by: pendanticist at 6:31 pm (utc) on Mar. 4, 2005]

[iamlost]

No spelling mistakes :-)

[iamlost]

iamlost can now be found
six feet down underground

[Leosghost]

Leosghost

[bill]

b
i
l
l

[grandpa]

Perhaps a bum, perhaps a saint
Whichever he was
now he ain't

[httpwebwitch]

Here lyes ye mortal
remains of httpwebwitch,
who never did figure out
how to do a SQL inner join

[Syzygy]

Here lies Syzygy
good and dead
his final post
you now have read.

[cmatcme]

Here lies cmatcme
Loved by few
Hated by all
And perhaps has now, ran into a dog or two.

Doesn't make sense really does it?

[Syzygy]

cmatcme; no, it doesn't.

Next...

:-)

Syzygy

[limbo]

Here Lies Limbo
He liked to jink, to jig and rotate
But one miss timed lunge did decapitate