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How do I know I was born too late?

Everyone wants hair, that's why.

         

pendanticist

2:24 am on Feb 4, 2005 (gmt 0)

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<begin unisexual rant>

Hair. A veritable scourge of man / womankind.

Not too many years after puberty set in, I was blessed with facial hair. In and of itself, not all that noteworthy for discussion, I'll admit.

However, I have to shave every day. Every day for over forty years the same monotonous thing.

When in my late teens I began saying I was going to become a chemist so I could invent a product that would stop hair growth. You know, get that perfect shave and haircut then take the magic pill.

Today, I still have to shave and I still have to cut my hair.

That sucks.

I feel soooo alone when I see all these ads for hair growing chemicals and thinned out dye sprays. Why?

I don't want more growth, I want less.

Shaving sucks.

Bikini waxes, under the ole armpits, legs, face, and back - the whole nine yards.

Shaving sucks.

I am tired of shaving...can you tell?

Had a beard.

Had long hair.

Have I mentioned that shaving sucks?

< end unisexual rant>

vkaryl

3:36 am on Feb 4, 2005 (gmt 0)

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Um..... I'm sorry? I know a couple of bald guys who might trade.... and you know, elves don't have body hair, so maybe you could work a deal there....

Or you could go back to the beard.... my husband's had one since 1976 when he went off to elk hunt for two weeks and I told him not to come back without one....

pendanticist

3:46 am on Feb 4, 2005 (gmt 0)

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I told him not to come back without one....

Elk, or beard? :o

Everyone grows a beard at hunting camp. Least ways that was our tradition.

Brothers of the Brush, one and all. :)

vkaryl

4:36 am on Feb 4, 2005 (gmt 0)

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Well, the beard was a necessity, the elk was "if you get a shot at something EDIBLE" (as in a spike....) - I'm not into trophies, I'm into meat....

Essex_boy

7:09 am on Feb 4, 2005 (gmt 0)

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Ill swop with ya, Im bald as a coot

gamiziuk

9:44 am on Feb 5, 2005 (gmt 0)

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Ill swop with ya, Im bald as a coot

You just need a variant of a face lift - a skin swap between your chin and your dome... ;)