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Name one benefit of aging.
I've always wanted to say that and have someone feel like they have to listen to me.
1. If you have kids in the house, you get to say, "Because I said so."
2. People don't automatically assume you're ingnorant or stupid because of your age.
3. You get discounts on car insurance, because the insurance company believes you're "done with that silliness" as well.
4. You don't have to keep one hand on your ID the entire time you're in a busy bar.
6. You finally can enjoy giving the 'I told you' line to someone after his bad fall.
instead of blindly following every change in fashion (no matter how unappealing to the body) you wear what is comfortable.
8. You get to go to the chiropractors.
9. Eating rabbit food suddenly becomes a neccessity.
Oh the joy!
Name one benefit of aging.
Errrr.... Experience?
But seriously, I think that age is pretty much just a number once you reach a certain point.
Just refuse to age! I'm glorying in the fact that some of my son's friends say "That's your mom?" ;)
LisaB
[Edit: btw, I absolutely am not EVER growing up. Whyever would I want to do that? And LisaB, I get taken for my sister's daughter and my daughter's sister ALL the time.... makes it hard for the three of us to go places....]
Name one benefit of aging
It is better than the alternative.
Personally I plan on continuing to age for as long as possible.
Name one benefit of aging.
..you remember what it was like to walk to school, uphill - both ways, in the snow..with no shoes.
;)
Sly.
TJ
Having kids .
Making the kids. ;)
ROFL! Too true. :)
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the
end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life
cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of
the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out
when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready
for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid,
you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little
baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months
floating . . . then finish off as an orgasm.
Passing wind and getting away with it!
:)
I've had a number of occasions to visit nursing homes for clients and while walking the halls I've invariably had sex crazed or totally uninhibited frazzle-haired women octogenarians make the most amazing offers, often whilst reaching for - and sometimes, with amazing quickness, grabbing - the object of their desire.
Now I know what Mel Gibson must feel like sort of.
Age represents Wisdom in most people.
Those aren't wrinkles that you are getting, they are knowledge lines. ;)
The trick to aging, stay eternally 29, works for me!
