So I was reading another forum today and discovered I'm a black hat. Not sure how this happened. I mean I've never even been to a PubCon yet. I never got picked up in black limo with tinted windows, nobody showed me the secret handshake, and I don't have any of the heavy duty special ordinace weapons RC talks about. Should I jump for joy or go curl up in the fetal position in the corner and whimper?
Glad none of my family or friends knows about this. I mean if word of this got out my kids couldn't get into the good schools, and we'd be shunned in polite society.