The highlight of my morning emails....

reading the creative Viagra ad subject lines!

[Jon_King]

This is a hoot. These subject lines are funny. Whoever is writing these things well, they are pretty good and certainly funny. And if they are members here....

[edit_g]

The best one I ever got is still: "Watch uncensored couples explode"...

[mivox]

Ouch. That sounds painful.

The ones I like are the total non sequiturs, like this one:
"Re: NVX, their loathsome screeching"

Then the email is filled with gibberish text and an image or two, and since I have images turned off in my email program, I never even find out what the point was. It's just a nice little dose of surreality in my day. :)

[bcolflesh]

Paraphrased from a good one I just got:

"As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for
me, because, I believe everyone will die someday."

"I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .
It has defiled all forms of medical treatment"

"I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I
never really cared for anyone(not even myself)"

[bakedjake]

I got one the other day from a real-sounding female name, and its subject was:

jake, did i do something wrong when we met at the bar?

Of course I opened it. And of course it was a spam for the blue pill.

[lawman]

Hey jake, I'm beginning to understand the first half of your nick. :)

lawman