Favorite spoof company slogans

Since we are all off topic today

[lgn1]

What's your favorite spoof company slogan.

My Favorite:

Diebold Election Systems
"Machines that Vote, so you don't have to"

[hutcheson]

Showing my age, but Atari's "520ST" slogan was "Power without the Price". In the same time frame IBM had shipped the PS/2 (with underpowered Intel processors) and pre-announced the OS/2. So in the personal-computer community the IBM faux slogans were:

IBM: Price without the Power

and

PS/2: Yesterday's hardware today
OS/2: Yesterday's software tomorrow

For today, SCO's new business model needs something a dalek as a mascot, and a slogan like:

Prevaricate! Equivocate! Litigate!

The alternative fits both their claims and their linguistic ability:

SCO: All your Unix are belong to us.