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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter. He won't come when you call anyway...
20. 1 to change it and 19 to remember how bright it used to be.
20. One to hold the bulb, 19 to turn the room around...
How many Google engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one....... They take hold of the light bulb and wait until the world spins around them!
[edit]bad spelling[/edit]
