Friday Word Game!

Foomatic fun for Friday

[Nick_W]

Rules:
1. No brand names.
2. No URLs.
3. Dont be crude! :P
4. If you post at the same time as someone else, and the sentence becomes weird then STOP, and then whoever posted second has to edit their post with a new word.
5. If you end a sentence then you have to start a new one.
6. You cant post twice in a row - you have to wait till someone else posts!
7. One word per turn only

Eggs

[mcavill]

Eggs Fried slowly Shak-style over hot embers, develop ugly ulcers that appear everwhere. Bugs Monitoring Google employees can't optimise battered underpants for French peanut butter eaters. However, DrDoc mistakenly crushed ritch_b's potato people, pounding frantically upon Terminator.
Spongebob's pet Gary the Snail got incentivized by rutabaga, or drinking Jellyfish. Patrick found Strange snickering underpants under trousers, mmmmmmmmmmm. Meanwhile, I, Frankenstein, marched merrily, mumbling "where in SERP's

[Macguru]

Eggs Fried slowly Shak-style over hot embers, develop ugly ulcers that appear everwhere. Bugs Monitoring Google employees can't optimise battered underpants for French peanut butter eaters. However, DrDoc mistakenly crushed ritch_b's potato people, pounding frantically upon Terminator.
Spongebob's pet Gary the Snail got incentivized by rutabaga, or drinking Jellyfish. Patrick found Strange snickering underpants under trousers, mmmmmmmmmmm. Meanwhile, I, Frankenstein, marched merrily, mumbling "where in SERP's will

[mcavill]

Eggs Fried slowly Shak-style over hot embers, develop ugly ulcers that appear everwhere. Bugs Monitoring Google employees can't optimise battered underpants for French peanut butter eaters. However, DrDoc mistakenly crushed ritch_b's potato people, pounding frantically upon Terminator.
Spongebob's pet Gary the Snail got incentivized by rutabaga, or drinking Jellyfish. Patrick found Strange snickering underpants under trousers, mmmmmmmmmmm. Meanwhile, I, Frankenstein, marched merrily, mumbling "where in SERP's will relevant