The list

[pmac]

My wife keeps a list of household things that need tended to taped to the fridge. I have pretended to not notice this wicked list for several months.

When i woke up this morning, it was taped to my monitor. :0

I am not ashamed to say that I am not a handyman. In fact I would go as far to say that I am inept in all things that require the use of tools. Needless to say, my day sucked. A simple task that should take half an hour takes me 3 beers and enough swear words to make a sailor blush.

As soon as I hit "submit" I'm heading to the pub to compile a list of things that I can tape to the fridge door for her to ignore.

Yup, I've got 2 left hands and I'm proud of it.

[lawman]

So you're trying to divert attention from your feet to your hands. :)

lawman

[Sinner_G]

Yup, I've got 2 left hands and I'm proud of it.

What you should be proud of after your day is still having two hands left ;).

[mack]

We will need to be very carefull with this thread, because if we are making a list of things for the wife to do, it is very likely to get edited :)

Mack.