What's your favoutite spam?

Just got one "Get a foreclosed house for free"! Yes please!

[Sanenet]

Seeing as to how I can't seem to lower my daily spam rate to below 300 a day (:o), I now take a perverse fascination in actually reading some of the little blighters. For example:
- Rent the car you've always wanted (For a couple of days at least) - only applies to a few strange airports in the southern USA.
- I got bigger boobs indeed Susan - Please!
- Buy cigarettes for only 3GBP a packet! - Actually, I buy them in my store for less than that.
- Free Elvis collectable if you click here! - If you insist.
- I found $50! Do you want it? - Not if I have to fly to the USA to spend it at Walmart, cheers.

And of course, our old friend "Dear Sir, I am the Hon. William Mountbatten-Rogenstein, third cousin to a corrupt African leader..." Nigerian scam letter. (And yes, I know someone who lost quite a bit on that, but that's another story :) ).
Any one else?

[Mardi_Gras]

Latest slogging Craze oe c ri tgmjnsdeqp

Yeah - that's one I'm going to open...

[jcoronella]

"Hello, are you interested in swapping links with our site?"

[PatrickDeese]

I love getting "cheap website design" offers to my website design co's email address. ;)

[Vampyre]

"It took me over an hour to write this e-mail"

Good for you, it took me a fraction of a second to delete it.

[Robino]

This one made me especially mad:

"Be careful! You might see your mom naked on 'Our Site'"

[davewray]

I loved this one:

"Increase your breast size by 100%!"

Um, ok, but I really am already happy with the size of my man "breasts" thank-you very much! lol