Friday Word Game!

[Nick_W]

Rules:
1. No brand names.
2. No URLs.
3. Dont be crude! :P
4. If you post at the same time as someone else, and the sentence becomes weird then STOP, and then whoever posted second has to edit their post with a new word.
5. If you end a sentence then you have to start a new one.
6. You cant post twice in a row - you have to wait till someone else posts!
7. One word per turn only

Slightly ammended rules in the interest of not offending or annoying anyone ;)

I'll start:

Once

Nick

[DaveN]

Once all the Pubcon alcohol ran dry DaveN ran quickly into Shak's brewery, screaming "Matey" please distill potatoes and make mooooooooooooooooooooooore poteen booster. Shak said "now then little <snip> alcoholic how am I going HOLY- MOLY eeeeeheeee!"
"Gosh" said NFFC is this waltzing?. Indeed the trollop decided, for eternity disintegrates quickly over time because perhaps underpants are waltzing around freely beneath Brett. Perhaps we need Shak to boost adwords fuelling frenzied underpant- explosions.
Hardly softly screamed ice-cream Laz, with such scantily clad chocolate-flavoured elves, that prance lavishly over Sinner_G's umbrella-shaped phallic symbol

[pmac]

Once all the Pubcon alcohol ran dry DaveN ran quickly into Shak's brewery, screaming "Matey" please distill potatoes and make mooooooooooooooooooooooore poteen booster. Shak said "now then little <snip> alcoholic how am I going HOLY- MOLY eeeeeheeee!"
"Gosh" said NFFC is this waltzing?. Indeed the trollop decided, for eternity disintegrates quickly over time because perhaps underpants are waltzing around freely beneath Brett. Perhaps we need Shak to boost adwords fuelling frenzied underpant- explosions.
Hardly softly screamed ice-cream Laz, with such scantily clad chocolate-flavoured elves, that prance lavishly over Sinner_G's umbrella-shaped phallic symbol chicken

[DaveN]

Once all the Pubcon alcohol ran dry DaveN ran quickly into Shak's brewery, screaming "Matey" please distill potatoes and make mooooooooooooooooooooooore poteen booster. Shak said "now then little <snip> alcoholic how am I going HOLY- MOLY eeeeeheeee!"
"Gosh" said NFFC is this waltzing?. Indeed the trollop decided, for eternity disintegrates quickly over time because perhaps underpants are waltzing around freely beneath Brett. Perhaps we need Shak to boost adwords fuelling frenzied underpant- explosions.
Hardly softly screamed ice-cream Laz, with such scantily clad chocolate-flavoured elves, that prance lavishly over Sinner_G's umbrella-shaped phallic symbol chicken which

[martinibuster]

Once all the Pubcon alcohol ran dry DaveN ran quickly into Shak's brewery, screaming "Matey" please distill potatoes and make mooooooooooooooooooooooore poteen booster. Shak said "now then little <snip> alcoholic how am I going HOLY- MOLY eeeeeheeee!"
"Gosh" said NFFC is this waltzing?. Indeed the trollop decided, for eternity disintegrates quickly over time because perhaps underpants are waltzing around freely beneath Brett. Perhaps we need Shak to boost adwords fuelling frenzied underpant- explosions.
Hardly softly screamed ice-cream Laz, with such scantily clad chocolate-flavoured elves, that prance lavishly over Sinner_G's umbrella-shaped phallic symbol chicken which swallowed

[Reflection]

Once all the Pubcon alcohol ran dry DaveN ran quickly into Shak's brewery, screaming "Matey" please distill potatoes and make mooooooooooooooooooooooore poteen booster. Shak said "now then little <snip> alcoholic how am I going HOLY- MOLY eeeeeheeee!"
"Gosh" said NFFC is this waltzing?. Indeed the trollop decided, for eternity disintegrates quickly over time because perhaps underpants are waltzing around freely beneath Brett. Perhaps we need Shak to boost adwords fuelling frenzied underpant- explosions.
Hardly softly screamed ice-cream Laz, with such scantily clad chocolate-flavoured elves, that prance lavishly over Sinner_G's umbrella-shaped phallic symbol chicken which swallowed all

[DaveN]

Once all the Pubcon alcohol ran dry DaveN ran quickly into Shak's brewery, screaming "Matey" please distill potatoes and make mooooooooooooooooooooooore poteen booster. Shak said "now then little <snip> alcoholic how am I going HOLY- MOLY eeeeeheeee!"
"Gosh" said NFFC is this waltzing?. Indeed the trollop decided, for eternity disintegrates quickly over time because perhaps underpants are waltzing around freely beneath Brett. Perhaps we need Shak to boost adwords fuelling frenzied underpant- explosions.
Hardly softly screamed ice-cream Laz, with such scantily clad chocolate-flavoured elves, that prance lavishly over Sinner_G's umbrella-shaped phallic symbol chicken which swallowed all shak's

[Reflection]

Once all the Pubcon alcohol ran dry DaveN ran quickly into Shak's brewery, screaming "Matey" please distill potatoes and make mooooooooooooooooooooooore poteen booster. Shak said "now then little <snip> alcoholic how am I going HOLY- MOLY eeeeeheeee!"
"Gosh" said NFFC is this waltzing?. Indeed the trollop decided, for eternity disintegrates quickly over time because perhaps underpants are waltzing around freely beneath Brett. Perhaps we need Shak to boost adwords fuelling frenzied underpant- explosions.
Hardly softly screamed ice-cream Laz, with such scantily clad chocolate-flavoured elves, that prance lavishly over Sinner_G's umbrella-shaped phallic symbol chicken which swallowed all shak's potatohol

[caine]

Once all the Pubcon alcohol ran dry DaveN ran quickly into Shak's brewery, screaming "Matey" please distill potatoes and make mooooooooooooooooooooooore poteen booster. Shak said "now then little <snip> alcoholic how am I going HOLY- MOLY eeeeeheeee!"
"Gosh" said NFFC is this waltzing?. Indeed the trollop decided, for eternity disintegrates quickly over time because perhaps underpants are waltzing around freely beneath Brett. Perhaps we need Shak to boost adwords fuelling frenzied underpant- explosions.
Hardly softly screamed ice-cream Laz, with such scantily clad chocolate-flavoured elves, that prance lavishly over Sinner_G's umbrella-shaped phallic symbol chicken which swallowed all shak's potatohol covered

[Daisy]

Once all the Pubcon alcohol ran dry DaveN ran quickly into Shak's brewery, screaming "Matey" please distill potatoes and make mooooooooooooooooooooooore poteen booster. Shak said "now then little <snip> alcoholic how am I going HOLY- MOLY eeeeeheeee!"
"Gosh" said NFFC is this waltzing?. Indeed the trollop decided, for eternity disintegrates quickly over time because perhaps underpants are waltzing around freely beneath Brett. Perhaps we need Shak to boost adwords fuelling frenzied underpant- explosions.
Hardly softly screamed ice-cream Laz, with such scantily clad chocolate-flavoured elves, that prance lavishly over Sinner_G's umbrella-shaped phallic symbol chicken which swallowed all shak's potatohol covered napkins

[celerityfm]

Once all the Pubcon alcohol ran dry DaveN ran quickly into Shak's brewery, screaming "Matey" please distill potatoes and make mooooooooooooooooooooooore poteen booster. Shak said "now then little <snip> alcoholic how am I going HOLY- MOLY eeeeeheeee!"
"Gosh" said NFFC is this waltzing?. Indeed the trollop decided, for eternity disintegrates quickly over time because perhaps underpants are waltzing around freely beneath Brett. Perhaps we need Shak to boost adwords fuelling frenzied underpant- explosions.
Hardly softly screamed ice-cream Laz, with such scantily clad chocolate-flavoured elves, that prance lavishly over Sinner_G's umbrella-shaped phallic symbol chicken which swallowed all shak's potatohol covered napkins forever.

The End.

HOORAY!