I Know I've Been Using My Computer Too Much When...

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[PatrickDeese]

....A moth landed on my monitor and I accidentally tried to use the mouse to "brush it off" with the pointer.

[deejay]

*shudder* long hand makes my hand hurt

and it just feels so inefficient only being able to use one hand.

[AAnnAArchy]

I have trouble signing my name now. Yes, I've even almost misspelled it. I have a very easy real name. It's sad.

My hand cramps up if I write out a brief message on a birthday card. I can barely read my own writing...and I print. I used to have fairly nice writing. On the upside, I type pretty quickly.

[Robert Charlton]

...when the letters on your keyboard have transferred to your fingertips.

[onedumbear]

Money For Nothing, "checks for free"
Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the computer on the WebTV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and checks for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on all your fingers
But you wont get a blister on your thumb
We gotta install these software programs
Custom orders and deliveries.
See the little geek with the glasses and the laptop
Yeah buddy that's his own site
That little geek got his own jet airplane
That little geek he's a millionaire
We gotta install software programs
Custom orders & deliveries
We gotta move these..........

[requiem]

..I wakeup with the keyboard all over my face.

Sometime I wish there was an easy way to fire clients overloading me with work.

[shaadi]

-When the bank fax me a form to verify my signature.

-I got a job with a reference of a friend whom I met online.

-Yesterday, when I carried my computer in train with me for 4 hours (Pune to Bombay) as I just cannot live without it :)

[creative craig]

When you wish you had Print Screen for those special moments ;)

[dingman]

You need to leave a quick note on the door for the plumber, so you fire up AbiWord and type it out in 36 point type and tape the printout to the door.