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Words & Phrases I'm Tired Of Hearing

just the tip of the iceberg

         

lawman

8:27 pm on Sep 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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robust
empower
take it to the next level
it begs the question (almost always misused)
rocket science
size does matter
cutting/leading edge
embedded
be safe
paradigm
segue
tip of the iceberg ;)

bcolflesh

8:30 pm on Sep 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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size does matter

How often have you heard this - I have some spam that may help.

jeremy goodrich

8:31 pm on Sep 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Hm, that's a bleeding edge staightment, lawman.

Way to think outside the box in bringing us your views on vocabulary. Perhaps we should inititate a paradigm shift, here and now, on the over use of superlatives that should have died with the dot com boom?

The list will need to be robust, extensible, and support a cross platform architecture so we can make the most of it. And, we should really try to leverage the intellectual capital on the whole of this great, dynamic community, and enter in a new breed of dialogue about these words.

he he he he he he, couldn't resist.

lawman

8:33 pm on Sep 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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:)

Lobelas

8:35 pm on Sep 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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It's time to re-jargonate the jargonator! I feel that there could be a great synergy here :)

Jenstar

8:35 pm on Sep 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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spam report ;)

hutcheson

8:41 pm on Sep 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I _like_ hearing such phrases. It saves me the time I would otherwise have taken wondering if the speaker knew what he was talking about. Against more sophisticated jargonization techniques, it takes me longer to recognize symptoms of chronic clue-deprivation.

Lilliabeth

8:57 pm on Sep 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I am tired of the word "Partnering".

Our Sales Dept is constantly wanting to partner with this company or that company.

It's probably true that sometimes it is advantageous for all parties involved, but mostly when I hear "partnering" it turns out to be "wants us to work for a reduced fee, and incure risk that should be theirs alone, and can't pay until they get their ROI from the work they hired us to do.

jeremy goodrich

8:59 pm on Sep 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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roflmao, Lilliabeth - the very small, small bit of sales I did in a previous life sounds like the pitch you are describing.

Yes, we want it all - for free - and we want YOU to pay for your half of it.

What are we doing? Well, we are engineering the partnership, so we are taking a risk, as well ;)

Honestly, it's amazing in many ways how many people go for it because it sounds much better than "do the work for free to minimize our risk & exposure...".

nancyb

9:03 pm on Sep 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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You guys are usually so far above my head, but now I feel empowered to take it to the next level 'cause this ain't really rocket science after all. It's just cutting/leading edge. My brain now feels robust and embedded with far more than just the tip of the iceberg. It does beg the question if I really know what you're talking about or if you have segued into a different paradigm and I'm still lost after all. - probably the latter ;)

Gosh, I'm glad I work alone now and don't have to listen to all that hogwash from some ennobled "communicator" anymore.

jeremy goodrich

9:07 pm on Sep 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Ah, but if the management empowers you with the leverage you need to syndicate your best case scenario outcomes, then you are on the right track.

roscoepico

9:07 pm on Sep 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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organic. as in organic SEO.

Sinner_G

9:13 pm on Sep 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Reminds me of the good old <snip> bingo game :).

[edited by: lawman at 9:20 pm (utc) on Sep. 16, 2003]
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digitalghost

9:17 pm on Sep 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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At the risk of alienating our core user group, I'd like to add my two cents to the pile of well-worn expressions. Now, more than ever, it is imperative that we shoulder the burden of enlightening our fellow man about the snares and pitfalls of cliche abuse.

I submit that it is a material breach of English to utter such nonsense as "paradigm shift" or "lateral market saturation" and all offenders shall henceforth and forthwith be hoisted upon their own petards. In this day and age a plethora of words exist from which to assemble a pithy phrase. Let us not rest on our laurels, but sally forth to rid the land of the hackneyed phrase. Now, more than ever, is the time to remain vigilant in our crusade against the modernisms and twisted phrases that remain a scourge on this good land. I'm sure the feeling is mutual, my mission is accomplished. Godspeed.

chamade

4:12 am on Sep 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

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It's a win-win situation.

Have a nice day!

vitaplease

4:42 am on Sep 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

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How are you today - sir?

jim_w

4:59 am on Sep 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Personally I stopped using 'rocket science' and started saying, 'you don't have to work at Morton Thiokol'

Have you seen ...

Bullfighter — Stripping The Bull Out Of Business

it's software for WORD, etc. from Deloitte Consulting

nancyb

5:08 am on Sep 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

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DG - Now that was noble!

Staffa

6:01 am on Sep 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

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quick and easy solution
lessons will be learned
mistakes will not be repeated

well, not for another month or so ;o)

mcavill

7:58 am on Sep 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

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- you know what I mean?
- I appreciate it

yes, but you’re wrong – and no, I know you don’t ;)

DaveN

8:05 am on Sep 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"just what I was going to say"

"Dave it's your round"

DaveN

Nick_W

8:06 am on Sep 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

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share

super <anything>

Nick

TheDoctor

9:06 am on Sep 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"it's the exception that proves the rule" - always, almost without exception, used incorrectly.

And another vote for "empower". It really drives me round the twist, and anyway it's self-contradictory. If Alice "empowers" Bob, it's Alice who has the power in that relationship, not Bob.

ukgimp

9:17 am on Sep 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

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#### off you ####

tosspot17

10:18 am on Sep 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"chris, i've got xxxxx from xxxxxx who wants to talk to the person in charge of the marketing of the website."

Marketing Guy

10:31 am on Sep 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

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OK, we don't need to reinvent the wheel here....

I was in a 9 till 5 team building session where the project manager and training coordinator used that phrase every 5 minutes.

I was physically cringing at the end of it.

Scott :)

vitaplease

10:40 am on Sep 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"thanks for sharing Dave" ;)

Smiley

10:44 am on Sep 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

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“...can I speak to the person in charge of online advertising...”

Duke_of_Url

11:08 am on Sep 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

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'Synergy' gets another vote here, as does 'leverage'

'touch base with' (why not just say 'meet with'?)

'displace' (aka sack someone)

They all 'do my head in', sure there are plenty of others

DoU

dmorison

11:08 am on Sep 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"period of time" (time is implicit in "period")
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