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Office Offenses Punishable by Death...

or even worse

         

graywolf

9:45 pm on Sep 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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...eating the last Krispy Kreme and leaving the empty box on the counter...

cminblues

1:48 am on Sep 12, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Stealing my own wonderful preferred ashtray, and leaving a crappy one.
[last time someone did this, I've killed its stupid over-monitor little puppet]

mcavic

2:46 am on Sep 12, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I used to work at a software company in St. Louis - they always had fresh bagels and muffins in the kitchen. Someone had started taking just the muffin tops and leaving the stumps.

Someone told me he saw the Senior VP doing it.

werty

6:48 am on Sep 12, 2003 (gmt 0)

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The greasy fingerprint on the screen while bugging me about my work has to be a top one.

Leaving 1/3 cup of coffee in the pot, just so you were not the last to use it up.

Not leaving paper towels on the roll.

Getting within a few inches of me.

Talking about sports (except for worlds strongest man or Chicago Bears football)

Coming to my desk, in your F'n socks and putting them on my desk.

Talking about the things you would like to with/to females in our office/building.

Sitting on my desk.

Taking my last good black pen and leaving the cap!

Pretty much anything else, working in a cube sucks.

bull

8:38 am on Sep 12, 2003 (gmt 0)

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putting tons of books on all available chairs (and not in the shelf) so no one can sit down (and of course not noticing this. you know what i mean, mrs. m.)

nobody

8:39 am on Sep 12, 2003 (gmt 0)

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working for people who don't have a goddam clue what your doing, or where the company is going, or why they are doing what they are doing.....

Oh, and people who come up behind you, and put one hand on the desk, and one hand on the back of your chair.. arrrgrgrgrgrgrggg

Back to therapy for me :)

4eyes

9:42 am on Sep 12, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Talking to me.

Is it safe to have the dogs relay messages to you?

Only if they are by e-mail;)

4eyes

9:45 am on Sep 12, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Continually singing the most stupid current chart hit..

.....AND GETTING THE D****D WORDS WRONG

edit_g

10:05 am on Sep 12, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I'm surprised that nobody has said this: annoying mobile phone rings and people who leave their mobiles at their desks when they go to meetings to ring, and ring, and ring, and ring...

dillonstars

4:25 pm on Sep 12, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I'm surprised that nobody has said this: annoying mobile phone rings and people who leave their mobiles at their desks when they go to meetings to ring, and ring, and ring, and ring...

and even worse (IMO) people who decide that they want to change their ring .... and go through every single one - twice! before they get to the one they finally decide on.... this process usually lasts the entire train journey/bus journey/afternoon at the beach etc etc.

snowman

4:18 pm on Sep 14, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Office Offenses Punishable by Death...

;)

How people lose focus of the higher objectives in this life (has nothing to do with office culture or careers).

berli

7:39 pm on Sep 14, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Buying Billy the Bass and turning it on.

Leaving an opened orange juice carton in your portable fridge in your office while you go on vacation so it explodes with bacteria and turns the carpet and room into a rotting mess.

"Funny" forwards.

Telling me not to run Opera because it's not "approved software" while the network is plagued by bugs and worms and a manager just killed her computer with trusty government software!

Subscribing to spammy "daily joke lists" with your company email account, then leaving the company. Thanks, Diane.

Opening the same virus attachment repeatedly.

Leaving unidentified packages in the freezer.

Folgers instant coffee.

Wasting time chatting when there's ****ing web surfing to be done!

volatilegx

6:45 pm on Sep 15, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I once worked at an office that had high staff turnover. I was employed there for seven years. My biggest pet peeve was when I was about town and had some complete stranger walk up and say "Hi, Dan, how you doing? You still at (company name)?".

stuntdubl

6:55 pm on Sep 15, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Getting within a few inches of me.

Getting a shower you didn't ask for.

People needing something "RIGHT AWAY" after their own procrastination.

Getting called on the phone by someone I can hear talking 20 feet away from me.

Hmmm.....I think most of the others were covered.

Workerbee

9:12 pm on Sep 15, 2003 (gmt 0)

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My desk is in a shared office with two doors in it (directly across from each other) and is in a pretty central location.

People walking through while I'm working, as if it were a hallway instead of an office is bad enough, but the worst is when they have shouted conversations, across the room, over my head.

grr.

Oh, and I agree with fingers on my screen - pen can be pretty bad, too.

dmorison

6:01 am on Sep 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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People walking through while I'm working, as if it were a hallway instead of an office is bad enough, but the worst is when they have shouted conversations, across the room, over my head.

2 words: Trip Wire.

stuntdubl

7:21 pm on Sep 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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People who call you your boss's name:(

roscoepico

9:51 pm on Sep 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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or people who just call you "boss"

requiem

4:09 am on Sep 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

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*Complaining about my smoking and drinking.
*Hidding my cigarettes.
*Not bringing me coffie when entering my office.
*Pushing food under the door.
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