Friday boredom

Word game

[Marketing Guy]

Just something to while away the final hours of Friday afternoon! :)

Ill start off a sentence with one word and each poster has to continue it with another.

We are going to be forming sentences so your word has to fit in the context of the sentence (but doesnt have to be sensible...).

Rules:

1. No brand names.
2. No URLs.
3. Dont be crude! :P
4. If you post at the same time as someone else, and the sentence becomes weird, then whoever posted second has to edit their post with a new word.
5. If you end a sentence then you have to start a new one.
6. You can tpost twice in a row - you have to wait till someone else posts!

Ill kick things off......

Optimising

Scott :)

ps what ever happened to the gizmo quiz?

[trillianjedi]

Suddenly a massive sock shaped robot named ophelia (a.k.a
thomas) jumped acrobatically from a green teapot which
looked strangely familiar, uncannily considering indexing was bizarre (yet interesting, beautiful, and demonic) considering Ophelia

[Mike12345]

Suddenly a massive sock shaped robot named ophelia (a.k.a
thomas) jumped acrobatically from a green teapot which
looked strangely familiar, uncannily considering indexing was bizarre (yet interesting, beautiful, and demonic) considering Ophelia unfairly

Gotta go, but ill be back tomorrow if this thread is still going

[killroy]

ARgh, went shopping, missed half the story!

Somebody please repost the story so far :)

thanks

SN

[trillianjedi]

ARgh, went shopping, missed half the story!
Somebody please repost the story so far :)

Basically, the butler did it.

He got 10 years which Ophelia considered pretty light seeing as he was actually in love with Thomas, who (by bizarre twist) also happened to be Ophelia.

Your common or garden love triangle really.

The End.

[killroy]

More of a love dash, really.

How about the full length version, for those just joining?

SN

[trillianjedi]

OK, I'll start you off before I head home....:-

New Story:-

Once

[Nick_W]

Once there

Nick

[Marketing Guy]

Optimising spam filters with algorithmic recognition of spaghetti, as a consumption idea would enhance people in hospital waiting with said filters, according to legendary Jakob "Guru" Nielsen lookalike, who swiftly denounced association nay-sayers with kippers between his teeth.

Furthermore, he strained his tea caddy despite warnings to optimise efficiently all aspects of tea - leaves, branches and flavour of open source office plug equipment burnt onto solid discombobulated politicians with zeal embedded stalagmites whilst consulting oracles wearing only ywellow leather thongs around his ancient neck.

Suddenly a massive sock shaped robot named ophelia (a.k.a
thomas) jumped acrobatically from a green teapot which
looked strangely familiar, uncannily considering indexing was bizarre (yet interesting, beautiful, and demonic) considering Ophelia unfairly ......

-------

It's a compelling tale of war and peace....

Scott

[trillianjedi]

Once there reigned

[killroy]

Bonus points: Read the story quickly without laughing.

SN

[Nick_W]

Once there reigned two

[trillianjedi]

Once there reigned two opposing

[killroy]

Once there reigned two opposing theories

[Nick_W]

Once there reigned two opposing theories which

[trillianjedi]

Once there reigned two opposing theories which were

[Nick_W]

Once there reigned two opposing theories which were coincidentally

[Marketing Guy]

Once there reigned two opposing theories which were coincidentally similar

[Nick_W]

Once there reigned two opposing theories which were coincidentally similar to

[edited by: Nick_W at 5:02 pm (utc) on July 4, 2003]

[korkus2000]

Once there reigned two opposing theories which were coincidentally similar to a

[Nick_W]

Once there reigned two opposing theories which were coincidentally similar to a small teapot

[edited by: Nick_W at 5:03 pm (utc) on July 4, 2003]

[trillianjedi]

Once there reigned two opposing theories which were coincidentally similar to a small teapot named

[Nick_W]

Once there reigned two opposing theories which were coincidentally similar to a small teapot named bagpuss

[killroy]

Once there reigned two opposing theories which were coincidentally similar to a small teapot named bagpuss alpha

[Nick_W]

Once there reigned two opposing theories which were coincidentally similar to a small teapot named bagpuss alpha who

[killroy]

Once there reigned two opposing theories which were coincidentally similar to a small teapot named bagpuss alpha who, despite

[Marketing Guy]

Once there reigned two opposing theories which were coincidentally similar to a small teapot named bagpuss alpha who, despite wearing

[Nick_W]

Once there reigned two opposing theories which were coincidentally similar to a small teapot named bagpuss alpha who, despite wearing tartan

[tbear]

Once there reigned two opposing theories which were coincidentally similar to a small teapot named bagpuss alpha who, despite wearing tartan coolers

[Eric in Tennessee]

Once there reigned two opposing theories which were coincidentally similar to a small teapot named bagpuss alpha who, despite wearing tartan coolers, sipping

[Nick_W]

Once there reigned two opposing theories which were coincidentally similar to a small teapot named bagpuss alpha who, despite wearing tartan coolers, sipping from