Haiku Error messages

[BlobFisk]

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located,but
Countless more exist.

[javalamp.co.uk...]

My personal favourite is:

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

[deejay]

hehe... I love these! Had a whole slew of them before Wally crashed on me. One I particularly liked for a custom 404 page was something like:

I ate your web page.
So sorry. It was crunchy
and tart on my tongue.

....but I figured it would just scare the hell out of my visitors. :)