News and discussion for the advanced web professional

Forgive me for being slow here

[victor]

But Brett's home page strapline has just hit home with me:

News and discussion for the advanced web professional

That gives me two sets of thoughts:

First, by slowing mutating the "mission statement" we could between us set up a set of other sites for audiences who are currently in orbit around WebmasterWorld:

News and discussion for the advanced web talented amateur

Chit chat for the not-so-hot web wage-earner

Bragging rights for the dim Google-obsessed tyro

Misleading advice for retarded adult spammer
and so on.

Second, why isn't there a basic pre-posting competency test: So you think you're an advanced web professional? Now prove it! We could have a set of questions like those for Googleguy....Any suggestions for testing advanced web professionals?

(I must have spent too long in the shower this morning: brain gone all wrinkly :):))

[edited by: lawman at 7:08 am (utc) on May 29, 2003]
[edit reason] correct spelling [/edit]

[chiyo]

Wow lawman! Moderators are now even correcting our spelling for us.. and in Foo none-the-less... Thats true customer service for you.

[lawman]

Yeah I usually don't. But I liked victor's post and the one word that was misspelled was obvious and distracting.

Feel free to misspell to your heart's content. The chances that I will edit for spelling mistakes are remote. :)

lawman

[victor]

Fangs Walmart!

I've upgriddled my spiel chucker -- so know moor teapots from me!

Vista :)
(An illiterate web draftee)

[Mardi_Gras]

Victor, those are great ideas.:) Maybe if Brett implemented them, we could pull some of the traffic away from Forum 3 ;)

[deejay]

*loL* thanks for the best laugh all day :)

spiel chucker

Software that chucks out marketing spiel? I want it! Where can I get it? How much is it? Does it come with a set of free steak knives?

[victor]

I think, deejay, what you are looking for is a spiel chunker. These have the advantage that their output is directly readable by a spiel chugger.

Don't make the mistake of settling for a spiel chukka or a spiel chakra which only work for specialist markets.

For best all round results of course, you can't go wrong with a top-of-the-range spiel chutzpah.

:) :) :)