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"They" know everything!

why me, and not others?

     
12:46 pm on Mar 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

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For the past 29 years I have managed to keep many secrets, you name it and I know about it.

Crime, Corruption, Affairs, Personal experiences.

and true too the word I have never discussed these in public, only place where they are is in a Secure section of my brain, password protected.

but lately I think "they" have gained access, either through hacking, or giving me drugs to reveal the password.

I will let you decide if "they" are on to me, but when "they" start sending me emails which make sense, then to me "they" are upto something.

I mean how else do "they" know about the following:

Bigger Breasts (my desire for a sex change)
$4 million in the bank (my debt to the Mafia)
Penis Enlargement (in case the sex change doesnt work)
Submitting to 800,000 Search engines (potential Google penalty)
Penis Enlargement Pill for my Partner (in case the sex change does work)
Hair Loss (thinking about all of the above)
100,000 Unique visitors for $10 (PPC is getting too expensive)

maybe its just me?

Shak

1:02 pm on Mar 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

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They might.

Every now and then I received messages addressed to someone named 'shak' who seems to also want to:

.swallow viagra pills as if there were no tomorrow
.watch someone doing something weird with a donkey
.lose tons of weight NOW!
.get any prescription medicine online
.is in great need of ink cartridges.

This afternoon, after I check my emails, I may know more about what else do they know about you.

1:08 pm on Mar 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

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They probably also know that:
1) you are getting ready to refinance your home.
2) NOBODY IS SEEING YOUR WEBSITE!
1:11 pm on Mar 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

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You are one of many that are currently being watched and monitored my friend by a group of people employed by the government.

They will be in contact with you again to discuss a mortgage for you, a new online credit card and a business proposal from Nigeria!

1:13 pm on Mar 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

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so not ONLY they know, but YOU know aswell?

Shak

1:15 pm on Mar 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

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>>when "they" start sending me emails

That just goes to show how flimsy the privacy policies on some of those secure order forms really are. Don't buy from those people any more Shak, shop someplace else.

1:16 pm on Mar 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Your whole life is in a database on a checkout till in McDonalds on a service station somewhere in the southwest of England.. that is all I can say for now.. I will be in contact soon!
1:55 pm on Mar 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Is it only me that has received the offer of an Inflatable Planetarium from Argentina?

...and I really want one - THEY are truly omniscient

2:12 pm on Mar 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"they" also understand that you want

>long distance calls for 3.9 cents a minute (in case you need to call "them" back)

>to stop hair loss (in case sex change and viagra do not work)

>information on how to register url's cheaply (in case you need to expand your internet empire into cyber sitting)

>a link popularity service (to help you with your current lack of online traffic)

>anti aging cream (always useful in case sex chanve, viagra, and hair loss treeatmenbts fail)

>"they" also know you are stdying Korean, and have sent you welcome messages in that language

>pictures of a young lady that claims to have been at high school with you. Failing memory means you have forgotten her)

>extract of something fairly disgusting that will improve the memory (see above)

>bulk email solutions as they know you wish to correspond in volume with youir many friends

>a miniture hovercraft that they know you would like

>a chance top purchase the word's smallest digital camera, which they know you have always wanted.

>examples of scenes taken with the worlds smallest digital camera

Yes, they know all about you, and have a targeted campaign to find your weakest points, your most desired purchases, your innermost secrets

2:20 pm on Mar 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"...Inflatable Planetarium from Argentina?..."

HAHAHA!
I am always amused by argentine's inventiveness... (I am argentine).

2:27 pm on Mar 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"Why do they ask you for your phone number each time you buy a pack of batteries at Radioshack? I don't know!" ~Cosmo Kramer

:)

5:44 pm on Mar 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

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>a business proposal from Nigeria!

US$28.5Million (Twenty Eight Million, Five Hundred Dollars) of which your share shall be 20% if you agree to be our overseas agent. As soon as payment is effected, and the amount mentioned above is successfully transfered into your account, we intend to.....

Just one of five that arrived this afternoon.

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>>watch someone doing something weird with a donkey

I can see that you found out most of Shak's needs (ink cartridges, medicines, losing weight, etc) , but how on earth did you find out about the donkey?

7:57 pm on Mar 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

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>but how on earth did you find out about the donkey?

Don't ask, cornwall, don't ask.....

Well, that is unless you really must, in which case, I'd really like to know too.....

8:02 pm on Mar 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

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>>watch someone doing something weird with a donkey

now this one even I did not know about, unless "they" know about the future.

if so, I better be prepared for an interesting Ride

Shak

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>>unless "they" know about the future.

Illuminati, they know all, including everything about the mysterious 23 [dromo.com]

[edited by: digitalghost at 8:14 pm (utc) on Mar. 26, 2003]

8:12 pm on Mar 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I thought 'they' knew everything!
11:22 pm on Mar 26, 2003 (gmt 0)

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>>Illuminati, they know all, including everything about the mysterious 23

"They" don't know much about page design though

12:01 am on Mar 27, 2003 (gmt 0)

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>>"They" don't know much about page design though

True that. They need to hire FissionChips. ;) (just a reference to a character in the books Marcia)

12:29 am on Mar 27, 2003 (gmt 0)

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They don't know everything, but Shak, you are three days late with your electric bill and you forgot to brush your teeth this morning.
 

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