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and true too the word I have never discussed these in public, only place where they are is in a Secure section of my brain, password protected.
but lately I think "they" have gained access, either through hacking, or giving me drugs to reveal the password.
I will let you decide if "they" are on to me, but when "they" start sending me emails which make sense, then to me "they" are upto something.
I mean how else do "they" know about the following:
Bigger Breasts (my desire for a sex change)
$4 million in the bank (my debt to the Mafia)
Penis Enlargement (in case the sex change doesnt work)
Submitting to 800,000 Search engines (potential Google penalty)
Penis Enlargement Pill for my Partner (in case the sex change does work)
Hair Loss (thinking about all of the above)
100,000 Unique visitors for $10 (PPC is getting too expensive)
maybe its just me?
Shak
Every now and then I received messages addressed to someone named 'shak' who seems to also want to:
.swallow viagra pills as if there were no tomorrow
.watch someone doing something weird with a donkey
.lose tons of weight NOW!
.get any prescription medicine online
.is in great need of ink cartridges.
This afternoon, after I check my emails, I may know more about what else do they know about you.
They will be in contact with you again to discuss a mortgage for you, a new online credit card and a business proposal from Nigeria!
Shak
That just goes to show how flimsy the privacy policies on some of those secure order forms really are. Don't buy from those people any more Shak, shop someplace else.
...and I really want one - THEY are truly omniscient
>long distance calls for 3.9 cents a minute (in case you need to call "them" back)
>to stop hair loss (in case sex change and viagra do not work)
>information on how to register url's cheaply (in case you need to expand your internet empire into cyber sitting)
>a link popularity service (to help you with your current lack of online traffic)
>anti aging cream (always useful in case sex chanve, viagra, and hair loss treeatmenbts fail)
>"they" also know you are stdying Korean, and have sent you welcome messages in that language
>pictures of a young lady that claims to have been at high school with you. Failing memory means you have forgotten her)
>extract of something fairly disgusting that will improve the memory (see above)
>bulk email solutions as they know you wish to correspond in volume with youir many friends
>a miniture hovercraft that they know you would like
>a chance top purchase the word's smallest digital camera, which they know you have always wanted.
>examples of scenes taken with the worlds smallest digital camera
Yes, they know all about you, and have a targeted campaign to find your weakest points, your most desired purchases, your innermost secrets
HAHAHA!
I am always amused by argentine's inventiveness... (I am argentine).
"Why do they ask you for your phone number each time you buy a pack of batteries at Radioshack? I don't know!" ~Cosmo Kramer
:)
Just one of five that arrived this afternoon.
I can see that you found out most of Shak's needs (ink cartridges, medicines, losing weight, etc) , but how on earth did you find out about the donkey?
Don't ask, cornwall, don't ask.....
Well, that is unless you really must, in which case, I'd really like to know too.....
>>watch someone doing something weird with a donkey
now this one even I did not know about, unless "they" know about the future.
if so, I better be prepared for an interesting Ride
Shak
Illuminati, they know all, including everything about the mysterious 23 [dromo.com]
[edited by: digitalghost at 8:14 pm (utc) on Mar. 26, 2003]
"They" don't know much about page design though
True that. They need to hire FissionChips. ;) (just a reference to a character in the books Marcia)
