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and true too the word I have never discussed these in public, only place where they are is in a Secure section of my brain, password protected.
but lately I think "they" have gained access, either through hacking, or giving me drugs to reveal the password.
I will let you decide if "they" are on to me, but when "they" start sending me emails which make sense, then to me "they" are upto something.
I mean how else do "they" know about the following:
Bigger Breasts (my desire for a sex change)
$4 million in the bank (my debt to the Mafia)
Penis Enlargement (in case the sex change doesnt work)
Submitting to 800,000 Search engines (potential Google penalty)
Penis Enlargement Pill for my Partner (in case the sex change does work)
Hair Loss (thinking about all of the above)
100,000 Unique visitors for $10 (PPC is getting too expensive)
maybe its just me?
Every now and then I received messages addressed to someone named 'shak' who seems to also want to:
.swallow viagra pills as if there were no tomorrow
.watch someone doing something weird with a donkey
.lose tons of weight NOW!
.get any prescription medicine online
.is in great need of ink cartridges.
This afternoon, after I check my emails, I may know more about what else do they know about you.
They will be in contact with you again to discuss a mortgage for you, a new online credit card and a business proposal from Nigeria!
>long distance calls for 3.9 cents a minute (in case you need to call "them" back)
>to stop hair loss (in case sex change and viagra do not work)
>information on how to register url's cheaply (in case you need to expand your internet empire into cyber sitting)
>a link popularity service (to help you with your current lack of online traffic)
>anti aging cream (always useful in case sex chanve, viagra, and hair loss treeatmenbts fail)
>"they" also know you are stdying Korean, and have sent you welcome messages in that language
>pictures of a young lady that claims to have been at high school with you. Failing memory means you have forgotten her)
>extract of something fairly disgusting that will improve the memory (see above)
>bulk email solutions as they know you wish to correspond in volume with youir many friends
>a miniture hovercraft that they know you would like
>a chance top purchase the word's smallest digital camera, which they know you have always wanted.
>examples of scenes taken with the worlds smallest digital camera
Yes, they know all about you, and have a targeted campaign to find your weakest points, your most desired purchases, your innermost secrets
Just one of five that arrived this afternoon.