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[edited by: Chicago at 6:41 pm (utc) on Mar. 6, 2003]
When I first started learning about the internet, I thought chat rooms were nothing more than a meeting place for people talking sex with each other.
I thought it meant, "Love Online"! ;)
When I asked this girl what it meant, she said, "I'm surprised you don't know what it means. Well, if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you. You'll have to find out for yourself."
So I went into a chat room and asked, "Are there any single ladies in here interested in LOL."
I was flooded with requests to go private.
So I went private and asked, "Have you ever LOLed before?"
She said, "I'm LOLing right now".
I said, "Wow, I can't believe my luck! What do you want me to do?"
She said, "Make me LOL."
I said, "How can I do that from here?"
She said, "LOL"
I said, "WOW, you LOLed faster than a man! I haven't even LOLed yet"
She said, "LOL"
I said, "Now your starting to irritate me. Goodbye!"
It happened something like that.
[edit] and on rare spur of the moment occassions I've actually *said* "lol".. lol ;P [/edit]
Oh you cruel bas****s! You have just shattered my long held illusions that it was "lots of love".... I used to get all warm and fuzzy when ever I saw it... reminded me of being back in the communes of the 60's... the days when "a drag" had nothing to do with a two motor cars and a set of traffic lights and lol was something we need not go into here.
Only reason I've been around these forums this long is because I thought everyone was so affectionate to each other.... damn, there goes another myth.
lol to you all!
One day at work my boss caught me looking at webmasterworld instead of analysing server logs.
The conversation went like this.
"Ross what are you doing? I think we need a F2F. We needed the reports yesterday. What happened!"
My response was "BTSOOM". My boss, FYI, is a BWFH. We are never going to be BFFL. I don't think he likes me because I once told him to RTFM.
Sometimes I wish he would FOAD. The reports didn't get done because I was out on the piss last night and CRAFT.
Anyway GTG, need to get those reports done.
LOLing, SIMCA and NIFOC
ginger
ANFAWFOS
We are all google bitches