You are my enemy if.....

[Mike12345]

You are my enemy if you leave your vehicle whilst in a traffic queue. When queing at traffic lights, it is not wise to leave your vehicle unattended while you scratch your head at the side of the road, or talk to an old friend on your mobile, or stop by the local newsagent for a paper to read at the next set of traffic lights. By leaving your vehicle in the middle of the road, you are causing others to have to wait longer and really really p*****g me off. This is the second time in recent months i have witnessed this, luckily this time it wasnt me who was driving the car, or i would have promptly smashed the offending vehicle off the road, where are the traffic wardens when you need them, wait.... i know they're giving you a ticket somewhere else in town, because your slightly over parked, or two minutes late back to the car park.....rant over..... for now .

[edited by: Macguru at 3:39 pm (utc) on Feb. 13, 2003]
[edit reason] language... for now . [/edit]

[Damian]

lighten up Mike..there are many worse things, and you'll get way too many enemies like this.. ;)

[tigger]

Try decaf coffee mike :)

[agerhart]

Mike, I totally understand where you're coming from, although I think you may get a bit more upset than I do.

I do admit that I have road rage, and stupid drivers really piss me off.

[Josk]

...you aren't my enemies enemy. (Based on attitudes of some US congressmen -- see the BBC for more details)

[Mike12345]

Decaf... urghh! disgusting stuff, never. :)

Cheers agerhart, you can always rely on a fellow road rage sufferer for moral support.

Damm bad drivers, there might be a reason why i had to get rid of my cars, now that i think about it..........

[miles]

Switch to decaf or something. Nobody likes people who cant drive; dont use signial, talk on cell phones, atempt to drive and eat, abandon vehicles, and the list goes on. But you need to maintain some self control. After all there have been many cases where some fool with road rage gets out of their car and his the driver in question and forefits their right to live because they like to get phisical. The driver in question shot them. It has happened, I think twice in my city in the last year.

[mivox]

Swear loudly at them from inside your car... works for me.

My ex-husband was recently assaulted, after being followed all the way to his destination, by some nut with a bad case of road rage. Turns out the guy had done the same thing once before within the last six months.

Got my ex a nice cash settlement though... so I guess there's a bright side to it. hehe