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2:36 am on Feb 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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    ... when you turn down a date with a hottie because you have to get the rest of your pages updated/uploaded before Googlebot comes around.
    3:04 am on Feb 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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    staring at a computer screen for hours on end in your free time without a break seams normal.
    3:24 am on Feb 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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    You go to the bar to download beer.
    3:27 am on Feb 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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    You see a pregnant woman and say

    "shes in the midst of a 9 month download"

    4:56 am on Feb 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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    staring at a computer screen for hours on end in your free time

    Umm.... I spent some time in the garage today too...

    5:14 am on Feb 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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    You wish that you had a Find button in a newspaper :)
    5:21 am on Feb 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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    when you have formed a trendy negative viewpoint on all things Microsoft and you start referring to things like "Micro$oft and Windoze"... ;-)

    [edited by: mivox at 5:52 am (utc) on Feb. 11, 2003]
    [edit reason] inflammatory material [/edit]

    9:24 am on Feb 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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    Earn money by making web pages...........? :)
    9:50 am on Feb 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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    when you start organizing your life as:

    home/new/livingroom/dvd/movies/
    home/new/livingroom/VHS/videotapes/

    and

    home/budget/2003/Feb/beer/$50

    or

    special/days/birthday/wife/gifts

    9:50 am on Feb 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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    When you want to use your own CSS file for a book you're reading.
    10:00 am on Feb 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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    When you start pronouncing "lol" as a word instead of laughing out loud....

    When you talk about the Internet and noone else understands you (you know, normal people)....

    Scott

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    When your boss says 'I don't understand this email you sent me'....

    so you read what you wrote and count five TLAs in a two sentence email.

    10:40 am on Feb 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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    When you go to the toilet for a data download :)
    3:15 pm on Feb 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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    you forget that CSS is not a good conversation starter on a 1st date with the sultry girl from accounts
    3:24 pm on Feb 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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    When you most intrigueing social encounter was here on WW :) and you have forgotten how to write with a pen.
    3:29 pm on Feb 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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    When you make your One Thousandth post on Webmaster World?
    3:32 pm on Feb 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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    You know you're an SEO when you name your Tennessee Walker foal, GoogleDancer. :)
    3:32 pm on Feb 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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    Martinibuster,

    Your really proud of that arent you :) give yourself a pat on the back from me. :)

    3:37 pm on Feb 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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    When you have to go to the toilet and holds it ... holds it just to make a few more lines of code.
    3:39 pm on Feb 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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    When you try and clear the cookies in your biscuit tin :)