You know you are a Webmaster when you...

[sun818]

use HTML tags to express an emotion (i.e. <rant> ... </rant>)

[buckworks]

... when you turn down a date with a hottie because you have to get the rest of your pages updated/uploaded before Googlebot comes around.

[mack]

staring at a computer screen for hours on end in your free time without a break seams normal.

[martinibuster]

You go to the bar to download beer.

[mack]

You see a pregnant woman and say

"shes in the midst of a 9 month download"

[mivox]

staring at a computer screen for hours on end in your free time

Umm.... I spent some time in the garage today too...

[web_india]

You wish that you had a Find button in a newspaper :)

[DiAMOndDavE]

when you have formed a trendy negative viewpoint on all things Microsoft and you start referring to things like "Micro$oft and Windoze"... ;-)

[edited by: mivox at 5:52 am (utc) on Feb. 11, 2003]
[edit reason] inflammatory material [/edit]

[curlykarl]

Earn money by making web pages...........? :)

[fathom]

when you start organizing your life as:

home/new/livingroom/dvd/movies/
home/new/livingroom/VHS/videotapes/

and

home/budget/2003/Feb/beer/$50

or

special/days/birthday/wife/gifts

[tedster]

When you want to use your own CSS file for a book you're reading.

[Marketing Guy]

When you start pronouncing "lol" as a word instead of laughing out loud....

When you talk about the Internet and noone else understands you (you know, normal people)....

Scott

[deejay]

When your boss says 'I don't understand this email you sent me'....

so you read what you wrote and count five TLAs in a two sentence email.

[ukgimp]

When you go to the toilet for a data download :)

[limbo]

you forget that CSS is not a good conversation starter on a 1st date with the sultry girl from accounts

[Mike12345]

When you most intrigueing social encounter was here on WW :) and you have forgotten how to write with a pen.

[martinibuster]

When you make your One Thousandth post on Webmaster World?

[digitalghost]

You know you're an SEO when you name your Tennessee Walker foal, GoogleDancer. :)

[Mike12345]

Martinibuster,

Your really proud of that arent you :) give yourself a pat on the back from me. :)

[digi_mind]

When you have to go to the toilet and holds it ... holds it … just to make a few more lines of code.

[Mike12345]

When you try and clear the cookies in your biscuit tin :)