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I asked him the same question tonight. "Google" he replied. I laughed fit to burst.........:)
Stepson: "what's the capital of china?"
Brother" "see that box overthere, its hooked up to something called the Internet. Look it up on.
Stepson: "okay, and I'll search with my friend Google because Jeeves is a punk-ass b**ch who sells his answers to the highest bidder."
While Google might be taking over the world, Eminem seems to be one of his vassals.
"Daddy, when's it gonna be Google Dance again?"
"I don't know, honey. Uncle GoogleGuy is holding out on us again. Why don't you and your little sister start another thread on WebmasterWorld?" :)
"Well, these damn websites are cloaking and another one has hidden links and I'm climbing my way slowly up to the top but Google isn't answering the spam reports and I'm getting sick and tired of watching these guys cheat and get away with it, it just isn't fair. I used to be in the number 1 spot at Yahoo, but since then Google has taken over, just like they did at AOL and Earthlink and NetScape and God knows where else and now I'm in the thirteenth spot and my sales are down 70 percent. I need to start a reciprocal linking program because Google has this popularity thing going....."
By the time you are done babling out an answer to a simple question such as "how are you", all of your friends have quickly slurped down their eggnog and are moving back to the punchbowl for another shot.