Conspiracy Theories?

Anyone Got one or two

[Mike12345]

Calling all paranoid people, im bored once again. Has anyone got any consiracy theories about anything, has anyone seen the film. ... Unlease your paranoia here :)

[Liane]

Google is out to get me! ;)

[jackofalltrades]

Thats a fact, not a theory, Liane! :)

The big Gs out to get us all!

The conspiracy theory starts when we try to work out why the big G's after us? ;)

To what end?

Whhhaaahhhhaaa ha....and so forth....

JOAT

[Liane]

The big Gs out to get us all!

LOL ... looks like mike12345 got his wish! Paranoia is being unleashed in fine form! :)

[Mike12345]

JOAT, Liane your both nuts, :) thanks for sharing. I agree. I think that all those things we lose are in a big pile somewhere where either one of the following is happening.

a) They are being counted and will one day be ready for even distribution across the world.

b) A big fat greedy man is sifting through this pile looking for articles of value to add to his collection.

c) the go to the north pole where santa has them cleaned up and re-packaged ready for Xmas this might explain why i always get something i wish i had lost. :)

[vitaplease]

Never mind you never use the Google toolbar:

If you ever searched within Google for "your member name + webmasterworld" more than once from a fixed IP address, all your websites will be detected automatically from your search behaviour and you are labelled as prime senior spammer for ever ;)

[jackofalltrades]

Does the level of your label go up with post count? :)

Maybe WW and Google are one and the same......

...."keep all the SEOs where we can watch them" kinda strategy.....play both sides of the game......

;)

[Mike12345]

Heres another.. never use public conviniences when located near anyone of the following,

a) Adult related retail outlet
b) Anything internet related
c) A camera shop

As someone maybe watching, or filming and then putting it on tinternet.

and never use the faciltity if there is a sign "big brother is watching you" as i did when i accidentally mistook the sink for a urinal. Only to find that there was a camera, with a Monitor down stairs where everyone could see me making my mistake. :(

[Quinn]

I believe there was an interesting conspiracy theory proposed here earlier..

[webmasterworld.com...]

while the Lawyer is away, the Secretary will Play
Shak

Q

[edit_g]

"tinternet" Methinks someone has been watching Peter Kay...

I'm going tegypt...

[Mike12345]

I got the video for crimbo, still laughing.... Ive bin tegypt.

[edit_g]

It is fantastic- got the DVD and been watching it lots. Tinternet has now taken over completely in my vocabulary from The Internet.

[Mike12345]

Me too, i cant help but say stupid things to people now, like nice legs ladies what time do they open? My favourite episode is the phallic bouncy castle one, cant remember what its called. :)

[Mike12345]

Guess theres not many paranoid people then? Just little old me :(