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How do you make life simple in three easy steps?

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Mike12345

5:07 pm on Dec 2, 2002 (gmt 0)

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Life's too complicated, does anyone know how to make it simple in three easy steps? All the knowledge in the world seems to exist on this forum, there must be an answer in here somewhere? :)

Dante_Maure

2:27 pm on Dec 3, 2002 (gmt 0)

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I challenge you to use your advice on famous "do i look fat in this dress? " question

There's only one way to answer this correctly.

"Hmmm... I'm not sure, turn around..."

Approach from behind, wrap firmly in arms, bend head back, and apply spine-tingling-toe-curling-leave-her-breathless kiss, then <edited for the sake of maintaining a semblance of innocence>. ;)

Macguru

2:48 pm on Dec 3, 2002 (gmt 0)

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...and then get mentally prepared for her to try on every piece of clothing she might have in the wardrobe. ;)

shelleycat

1:58 am on Dec 4, 2002 (gmt 0)

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Hmm, methinks this needs a female viewpoint.

1) Never expect a man to lower the toilet seat. He puts it up, you put it down, life will always be like this.

2) Be high maintanence and proud of it. If you don't ask to be looked after, you won't be. And then when you suddenly turn around and do something extra nice in return (s)he'll be grateful for days.

3) Never ask if you look fat unless you're prepared to hear "yes".

Of course a boyfriend who cooks and cleans makes life easy too :)

digitalghost

2:01 am on Dec 4, 2002 (gmt 0)

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Rinse
Lather
Repeat

If you follow those directions to the letter, there is precious little time left to complicate your life...

Mike12345

9:18 am on Dec 4, 2002 (gmt 0)

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I always put the loo seat down, because my Mrs will give me a slap otherwise. This is partly why life is complicated.
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