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I challenge you to use your advice on famous "do i look fat in this dress? " question
There's only one way to answer this correctly.
"Hmmm... I'm not sure, turn around..."
Approach from behind, wrap firmly in arms, bend head back, and apply spine-tingling-toe-curling-leave-her-breathless kiss, then <edited for the sake of maintaining a semblance of innocence>. ;)
1) Never expect a man to lower the toilet seat. He puts it up, you put it down, life will always be like this.
2) Be high maintanence and proud of it. If you don't ask to be looked after, you won't be. And then when you suddenly turn around and do something extra nice in return (s)he'll be grateful for days.
3) Never ask if you look fat unless you're prepared to hear "yes".
Of course a boyfriend who cooks and cleans makes life easy too :)