Help. Me.

Google obsession

[shewhoguards]

You know you've reached new levels of obsession when.. you feel a horrible urge to write erotic Google fanfic.

*sits on hands and wails* It's all Webmaster Worlds fault! With their odes to Google and metaphors..

Dammit, and it could be done so WELL from a webservers point of view. There could be a site to archive the odes and erotic google fanfic.

*sits on hands some more and whimpers* Do they make medication for this?

[mivox]

Ummm... lock yourself in a closet without computer access for a week? Then again, there's always the old idea of putting saltpetre in your food. Maybe both at once would help.

[snowman]

"you feel a horrible urge to write erotic Google fanfic"

? HUH?

Step away from the computer, don't look back at it. Go outside.

[Hawkgirl]

TMI, dude.