I had to laugh, I created a cart system that requires the user to support ASP or PHP on their server for them to use the system on their web site. I had in the "Requirements" that a .NET version would be available soon, then I get an email from a woman that said she would love to use the software but her domain was www.xyz.net and she was wondering when we would be supporting .net domains.
At first I want to reply saying, "You're an idiot, .NET is a scripting language not a domain extension!" but then I realized this is just some inocent person trying to understand how my site works. Then, I thought the email was cute, and I can't help but hope she signs up to use the system.
I love running websites, it's so entertaining!