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(I deleted some of my mail aliases earlier today which I no longer need, in an effort to counter the most recent spam wave, and while this reduced the number of spams by half, I noticed my main address gets most of the rest).
Normally I am against cruel and unusual punishments of any kind, but I will happily make an exception for our spamming brethren.
They must think , I desperately need it ..
I wonder who spread this (mis)information.
Anyways, I have cheaper substitutes, where I live.. My country does not have product patents for drugs, only process patents, although things are changing, courtesy WTO... ;-)
Subj: {RAND1} V/A/L/I/U/M {RAND2}
Just like that. I guess the spam software should replace the template variables, but the spammer made a mistake and it didn't work. I get tons of those with differeng things like %FNAME% %LNAME% and such. Every time I see this I chuckle.
P.S. I get about 150 spams a day! Thanks God for SpamCop.
That one really cracked me up, because not only do I have no idea what it's meant to make me think (and I didn't look at the message to check), but it's painfully circular reasoning as well!
Does anyone actually read a message that starts that way? Please don't tell me they do - that would be simply too much to take!
Next thing will probably be something like, "If we're not supposed to read spam, why is it sent by email?"
And I don't even want to TRY to answer THAT one! ;)
Order status, non-jew
Hi, parasol mushroom
Refinance your loan, sin-bred
I opened one; it had an HTML ad that was probably a web beacon (d'oh!) then several paragraphs of ridiculous keywords like:
<snip>
Strange, very strange.
-Automan
Is it okay to quote emails that are only nonsense?
[edited by: lawman at 7:22 am (utc) on June 2, 2006]
[edit reason] No [/edit]
Over paying, just refinnace, stop valve
:), mint stamp
Your money, nightshade family
Your money, nipper crab
:), Non-hellenic
Your health, palsy-stricken
Your cash, net tracery
Amazing stuff, night bolt
Order status, oval-lanceolate
Test the sweets of the life yourself
Too funny!
-Automan
I get at least 3 physical regular mailed letters per day offering a better home finance deal.
I get at least 5 telephone calls per week offering a better way to mortgage my home.
What I find kind of odd is that all of these people don't know that I own the property outright?
All of the above attempt to obtain my business through threats and immtimidation.......well that is plainly stupid as I own it already, it would also be stupid if I didn't!
So I have to conclude that the vast majority of loan officers in the USA today are either totally stupid or very desperate......either way.....good riddance to you!
Watch it like a hawk H-Y-W-I Your name is mud.
Sender's name was <snip>.
Remarkably, it was in my inbox, and not in my Inboxer-Blocked or even Inboxer-Review folder. Inboxer used to be great, but the spammers seem to be winning. I though it was supposed to be able to learn new patterns but these stock tips make it through every time.
[edited by: lawman at 2:33 pm (utc) on June 13, 2006]