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No brand names or member names. No URLs. Don't be crude! If you post at the same time as someone else, and the sentence becomes weird then STOP, and then whoever posted second has to edit their post with a new word. If you end a sentence then you have to start a new one. You can't post twice in a row - you have to wait till someone else posts! One word per turn only.
Bonus points awarded this week for anyone that can come up with an overnight miracle cure for fractured metatarsals [worldcup.itv.com]. In the absence of that, judicious use of the letters W and R will do the trick...
Weasels
Rooney solution here [petitiononline.com]
Realists relied wrongfully
Realists relied wrongfully on Wednesday's really radical water wraiths, ruminated irrational behavior