Older Sister's Fu Is Strong

Or Is That Foo?

[digitalghost]

Younger, bigger brother, tormenting, older, smaller sister, incessantly.

Older sis: Shut up, I've had it, I'm going to beat your arse.

Younger brother: Moves in for the kill, making odd karate type noises, heeee-yahhh and something that sounds like wakakakakakakak.

Older sis: Connects with solid, straight, right hand, right in the nose. Squish. Spurt.

Younger brother: Now making muffled, wailing noise and something that sounds like ohohohohoho.

Older sis: I told you so.

Younger brother: Seething mad and wiping his bloody nose on his shirt. Loses all touch with reality and decides to leap at older sis, making a muffled wailing noise and something that sounds like arrrrrrghhhhhhh!

Older sis: Connects with solid left hook, dropping younger bro in his tracks and closing one eye.

Younger brother: Now making muffled wailing noises between racking sobs.

Older sis: Jam that in yer wakakakakakak.

[trillianjedi]

I blame it on the parents ;-)

[PhraSEOlogy]

Thank you for such a graphic description of the event. Ever thought about becoming a boxing journalist?

[digitalghost]

This was one of those events that everyone outside of the combatants knew was coming. It was also one of those events that simply must happen at some point. Lessons learned, apologies made and the bruises will fade.

>>blame

Yep. I accept. Got shelled for allowing it to occur.

[PhraSEOlogy]

Sounds like you would have to be pretty brave to step in and stop it. You could have been the one nursing a bruise from a left hook!

Parental Control: means deciding who the winner was!

[graywolf]

I have a vague recollection of a time when I was much younger and thought kissing a girl was quite possibly the most horrible thing that could ever happen to you. I also vaguely remember a slightly older girl trying to convince me otherwise. I absolutely don't remember punching her in the nose, nor do I have the slightest idea how she ended up with a black eye shortly after the alleged punch that I never made.

I do however have a very strong memory of the punishment that occurred after the event.

[Liane]

LOL! I liked the commentary!

Moral of the story is: Older Sis had better hope that by the time younger brother is taller and stronger than she ... that he has forgotten:

Jam that in yer wakakakakakak.

LOL ... really funny stuff! :)

[Nybo]

As someone with a "height" about the bottom of my beard told me: "Dynamite comes in small packages."

[Essex_boy]

Is she from the fens?

[Webwork]

Only a confident parent would play the spectator in this scenario . . . so I have to wonder who learned her those moves . . . (or paid for the lessons)

[digitalghost]

Shianne has always boxed, wrestled, played football, baseball, (pitcher and she went 4-1 last year and was the only girl on the team) loves to ride horses, took care of the donkeys and goats, helped me bale hay and dig fence post holes.

Little brother on the other hand, gets all his sports on the Xbox and his defense skills from watching action movies and Jackie Chan. He may rethink his couch potato ways... ;)

[lawman]

I have two daughters. They are 22 months apart. Several years ago, younger daughter was bigger (taller) than older daughter. Younger daughter was giving older daughter some grief. Older daughter finally had enough and smacked the bejeezus out of younger daughter. She never had to do it again.