Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

[bakedjake]

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

[suntimes.com...]

[Neo541]

That's certainly a way to go...

[akmac]

Well let's see... I'm running out of things to throw, but I do have this knife, and I AM naked...

Apparently the situation with his Polish girlfriend was such that he felt he wouldn't need it anymore.

But man, you've still gotta pee...

[caveman]

One officer to others:

OK, short straw picks it up. :P

[Rugles]

ouch

[Neo541]

A year from now...What does he say when he's out trying to find a job? How do you explain THAT arrest record?

Well...uh...you see I was naked. I had a couple beers...and uh...

[grandpa]

"As long as the #*$! is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good,"

OK, so its lived to be thrown in yet another fit of rage. Thinking that most fellows would not consider this even once, any bets on whether this lunatic tries it again?

[Webwork]

"Throw the book at him. That's what they say in police shows you idiot . . . throw the book . . . "

[Essex_boy]

Good job no hungry stray dogs were around ;)

[BillyS]

>>Good job no hungry stray dogs were around ;)

I can see the Headlines now:

Emergency Surgery Performed on Dog to Retrieve Severed Penis

[pmac]

It will never stand up in court.

[sem4u]

Sounds very painful just reading about it...

[PhraSEOlogy]

Okay men - take him to the hospital and throw his #*$! in the cooler...

[Essex_boy]

It will never stand up in court. - Or anywhere else...

[SincerelySandy]

Someone like this probably shouldn't have a #*$! anyway.

[hannamyluv]

Yeah, the sad news is that in saving the #*$!, this man can still breed.