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Thanks for your patience... and try to enjoy the weekend anyway! ;)
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like them in a boat
I would not, could not, with a goat
I will not like them in the rain
I do not like them on a train
I do not like them in a box
I will not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I would not, could not, with a mouse
I do not like Google Maintenance Times
I do not like them
Webmaster, I am
Google Maintenance Times
Google Maintenance Times
Don't like Google Maintenance Times
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
Maybe while I wait I'll just go into the north end of town and try to catch a view of the sheep they've planted on the western hills. Supposedly to eat weeds and cheat grass according to the local news. At least it will occupy some of my time. I'm easily amused...
joined:July 8, 2002
but then realize
that he only tries
the sound out for size.
AdSense reporting is still down at this moment.
All Google adsense official statements go to WebmasterWorld first? Oh, what are our email address doing on file then? Just to get the "you are banned" letter?
*taking two sleeping pills*
BTW, Arizona wasn't always on standard time. They went on war time during WW2 so I was born on the equivalent of daylight savings time. Apparently it messed up my whole horoscope. Who knows, my life could have been totally different. ;)
What to do if WW is down?
Now that was truly traumatic! I started searching thru blogs to find out what had happened and finally found Brett had started a temporary forum on the old domain.