Forum Moderators: martinibuster
That's a nightmare scenario, where have you been for the past 10 years?
It's been tried, overdone and discarded. Next you'll want unsolicted pop-unders, pop-overs and autoloaded pages in the background...
man, ads are no end in itself, they have to serve a purpose! and the purpose has necessarily something to do with usefulness for a) visitors b) advertisers c) publishers! i'd suggest you sit down again and read and learn something more about this whole advertising thingy.